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DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/17/2005 12:04:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: SandyInSeattle; All

It's popping up on my Government computer too!


681 posted on 05/17/2005 8:52:08 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: KJC1

I'm going to try shutting down and see what happens.


682 posted on 05/17/2005 8:53:54 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: franksolich

"Where is Andy?

Who's got the posts on Andy's Hoboken weekend?

There was no "Dust Bunny Palace" there was no "Miss Waverly" putting Andy and Termite up while he awaited surgery.

There were no reports on DU that anyone had seen Andy, only breathless announcements of having talked to Andy on the phone.

In the midst of this disappearing act we get posts from "Joan Halpern" about a weekend in Hoboken when four of them supposedly leave Baltimore because Andy wants sue-ellen to meet Mary-Beth or Lindey Lou.

There were little tidbits like "we took the Path" and Joan had a massage in NYS, and the dinner was so great",
and the Dummies felt warm all over to be "friends" with such a sophisticated bunch of world travellers and it was worth not getting little Jimmy's abcessed tooth fixed so Andy could "feel good about himself" because "he might not ever wake up from the operation."

At the end of the night Joan or Lulu or one of the fake names gazed at the backs of Andy and Termite as they drove away--- straight to the Newark International Airpot where they may have split up Andy off to No-Extradition Island and Termite to Seattle to grab the donations in Andy's post office boxes and cash a few checks, then catch a jet, first class, naturally.

Or maybe one of Andy's buds did the check sweep. The one who had bought the checks to John Hopkins.

There were bells and whistles and colored lights and insane posses ransacking hospital mailrooms and kindly ladies with reassuringly WASPY names opening their homes, and dropping notes to DU gushing about those brave little rascals, Andy and Termite.

And nobody saw Andy. And Skinner and Pitt stayed away from Baltimore because they weren't sure what they would find, or would not find. And they did not have the moral courage to face it.

And all the DUers lived in this excitement, this drama of the brave hero fighting for them, Them, and for all that time the Dummies empty, boring, hate-filled lives were filled with cyberspace hugs, kisses, dust bunnies, triumphs, despair, worry, and a wild emotional rush.

Where's Andy? Ask Pitt, or Skinner, or Miss Waverly, whose existence is no less fictitious than theirs.

Over 123 websites have been making appeals since January 2, 2005, to save Andy. $30,000 was raised in a matter of days on DU.

Andy is not worried about the IRS or the FBI; down the road he will pop up on DU confiding that he has been researching the 2004 election while staying at John Kerry's family home in Brittany and discussing with Jacques Chirac ways to end the war in Iraq.

It was the filthy fascist government that hounded him out of the country; Karl Rove knew Andy had the goods on Bush.

"My fate was sealed. The cancer was killing me. Your good vibes and all that karma crap healed my cancer and that terrified Rove. That power you have, you little people, you little, helpless, frightened, poor people, is real. It killed my cancer and now I need those good vibes again to get Kerry in the White House by Christmas."

"Send international money orders made out in euros. And thanks, thanks all you little people. And you two guys, Skinner and Pitt. When do you get out? Well, hey, good vibes to you. Termite's playing with the dog so I have to go check on him. Pix on the way. Politicize my flight!"

And the cripple in Kentucky will sell her wheelchair and the rest of little Jimmies teeth will rot in his head, and a tsunami of money will roll acrtoss the ocean to Andy. "He's fighting for us."



683 posted on 05/17/2005 8:53:56 PM PDT by Barset
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To: txradioguy; All

I just ran spybot. After post #650, the pop-up stopped. Is it still coming up for anyone else after #650?


684 posted on 05/17/2005 8:54:36 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: KJC1

Ha ha ha! Thanks for the "horrible screenshot" explanation -- I thought my computer was doing it, after I gave the kudos to Firefox!


685 posted on 05/17/2005 8:55:01 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: CAluvdubya

Yes I went backwards to the 650 pages and it popped up again.


686 posted on 05/17/2005 8:55:22 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: JennysCool

Except that Firefox is Netscape and I hate netscape.

Come to think of it, if Fanatical Unix, Oligarchical Microsoft, and Granola Crunching Max are the best OS'we can come up with, I'm about read to switch back to the abacus.

The only thing computers really excell at are computer games. Everything else they do just makes us faster idiots.


687 posted on 05/17/2005 8:56:00 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: txradioguy
Went to bed at 8pm, slept through the night.

I am clearer today than I have been in weeks, actually.

Sounds like PPPitt has made his decision then.

688 posted on 05/17/2005 8:56:39 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: JennysCool

That's what I was afraid of once I saw how it looked onscreen!

That has to be the worst screenshot ever, but I wanted to get some of the background to show the time and context.

Just awful looking, though!


689 posted on 05/17/2005 8:57:06 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: franksolich

690 posted on 05/17/2005 8:57:47 PM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: Barset

Brilliant!


691 posted on 05/17/2005 8:57:57 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Okay, I asked this earlier and was told not to worry. I often lurk at DU then come back here (and go back there) etc... Is there something I should be doing to not "infect my computer? Sorry if it's a stupid question, but I do have a lot of computer "issues".


692 posted on 05/17/2005 8:59:42 PM PDT by I_like_good_things_too
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To: Everybody
Please don't laugh at me. I've never tried to manipulate an image like this before. I just couldn't help trying, though.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

693 posted on 05/17/2005 8:59:57 PM PDT by Scothia (Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make DUmmies.)
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To: cabojoe

Great picture cabojoe. Was this taken the night of Andy's bowel flush? Thanks.


694 posted on 05/17/2005 9:00:07 PM PDT by Barset
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To: KJC1

"msnu..." is DEFINITELY not legit!


695 posted on 05/17/2005 9:00:15 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: I_like_good_things_too

No, I go to DU a lot. Whatever is happening right now is very odd and unusual.


696 posted on 05/17/2005 9:01:14 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL .... Oh man That is too much... I hiope many DUmmies got a good look...


697 posted on 05/17/2005 9:01:49 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: CAluvdubya

It seems to be contained between pages 501-550 and 551-600.


698 posted on 05/17/2005 9:01:50 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: speed_addiction

I'm betting against sfexpat2000 - she still seems to be holding to the party line.


699 posted on 05/17/2005 9:02:12 PM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: Duke Nukum; All

It's also happening when I refresh pages at the CU threads concering Scamdy.


700 posted on 05/17/2005 9:04:09 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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