DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Deetes]

TERMITE ON HIS WAY TO SEATTLE?

I bet Termite Undies boy friend has a pen in hand ready to endorse all the checks ... Nobody will ever know the total amount of the scam.

I guess it's better for the DUmmies to give Undie their money than Dr.Dean;-)

[franksolich]

Nope, not working, but however, I have it "saved."

Someone "Ibidem" (posts: 1) posted on the DUmmie thread "Personal matters overtaking DU's purpose" a picture previously seen on this thread.

I have the thing safely saved, but damn.

[Incorrigible]

Frank,

Are the original Pitt threads at DU deleted now? The links from this FR thread no longer work.

[franksolich]

They're gone.....

.....as is the thread I just "captured."

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Muhahahaha!!!!

And the reply by the DUmmie Kiki:

kiki (573 posts) Tue May-17-05 07:52 PM

24. Aww, someone deleted the freeper post...

This is the reply I tried to post before deletion:

Ha ha! You're funny.

But your retarded post does highlight a question I wanted to ask:

What happens when a similar situation arises at FreeRepublic? I think we've all seen that Freepers are very generous when it comes to volunteering SOMEONE ELSE'S life for the war in Iraq - if one of your ilk was ill and requested money, could we all expect you to be as generous (that is, as a bunch of utterly selfish, mean-spirited little c**ts) with your cash?

Simper Cry (I know I got this off that dodgy website that everyone hates, but I think it's more than appropriate for those "I'm in the marines, honest!" freepers)!

I think what she meant to say was, "could we all expect you to be as generous absolutely moronic with your cash?"

No, Kiki, we don't have the trade-mark DUmmie mush-for-brains which in your case prevents you from learning from past mistakes. Does the name "Bev" ring a bell? Idiot.

[KJC1]

Try just starting over. Maximize the window, press Shift and Prt Scr. Then open Paint, and right click and select Paste.

[speed_addiction]

Look what turned up at DU! Another Freeper Kamakazie mission!

[KJC1]

I just used the link in PJ's original post and it worked.

[franksolich]

THAT'S IT THAT'S IT

THANK YOU, SIR

WE HAVE IT

[Purrcival]

Best to consult Speedy or KJC1. I told KJC1 how to do the screen cap, but beyond that, I'm clueless. No photobucket account.

Sorry...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Damn makes me wish I had an account so I could post my "photoshops" over there. Anyone up for a Kamikaze?

[KJC1]

Thanks for posting those!

[speed_addiction]

It's official! DUmmieville belongs to the Freepers!


ALL YOUR DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND IS BELONG TO US!

[commonguymd]

priceless.

[Duke Nukum]

Now Andy's P-Cancer went away because of all the good vibrations!!! LOL!

jeanarrett (137 posts) Tue May-17-05 03:06 PM Response to Original message

268. This may sound stupid to some. . . but

science seems to prove through various studies that positive mental attitude and "prayer," (while admitting to not understanding why) has resulted in people who were very sick and having no hope of recovery doing just that and sometimes miraculously so.

What if you were to assume that Andy was, in fact, very, very sick to begin with but that all of the positive vibes that came from here, elsewhere and the many thousands who professed to be praying for him, has not directly brought about some measure of healing of his problem? It could happen. . . weirder things have, and if anyone doesn't believe this, then don't profess to *pray* for him, because why bother? But, maybe, that is in fact, what has happened. Maybe all those pleas for help were heard and a higher power has stepped in to some degree.

If that is true, and we'll never know for sure, because that's what faith is, then everyone who contributed in that way has accomplished a hell of a lot more than the raising of $50,000 to help a sick person without health insurance get help for his problem. That's what's called a miracle. Maybe one has indeed been granted.

[franksolich]

The Grand DUmmie "Skinner," the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad," and the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" (one assumes he got demoted) aren't as quick as they were earlier.

That stayed there quite a few minutes.

[decal]

Something's been eating at me (besides the mosquito flying around the room here):

Just about the first post expressing skepticism at DU last week was by "qanda."

It has several posts since then, all skeptical.

Why hasn't it been tombstoned? Is it close to the Administrators there, or even one OF them?

[KJC1]

Thank you again for your help last week! I think I'm addicted to doing screencaps now though, lol. :^)

[NeonKnight]

It is not healthy for me to spend this much time reading these AS threads. I have a lawn that needs mowed. Dishes that need washed. Not to mention that I am single and should be out on the prowel.

It is just soooooo riveting.

[franksolich]

Everybody is always up to a DUmmiecide--but don't count on me.

I manage to "save" these shots, but still have to figure out how to convert into readable images.....oh, well, a lesson for another day. Too much going on.