DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Get the blood pressure down.

With the BP pills and exercise it dropped about 40 points in just a week. No side effects YET from the BP pills but we shall see. BTW, there is a chance that I might need a Freeper who lives near the Mexican border to pick up some of those BP ppills for me down the road. Only if the Freeper is crossing the border anyways. I'll send them the money. Reason why is that all prescription drugs are MUCH CHEAPER in Mexico. Sometimes just 10 cents on the dollar. When I lived in La-La Land I sometimes went across the border to pick up prescription drugs for friends and relatives. The savings are ENORMOUS.

[jennyjenny]

I'm out too. I've got customers to take care of as well. I'll check in later.

[Laurita]

Do you not find it a bit paradoxical that we laugh at DU all the while FReepers are posting there? Are FReepers becoming the joke? Just a kernel of memory from a high school journalism class. The last thing a reporter should do is become the news.

I'm not accusing, or being negative, just asking.

[SCALEMAN]

Speed_addiction is going to do us good.....once he gets done with these attention-demanding customers.

And those pesky vendors wanting their money.

[volvox]

PJ--now you know that a true genius is misunderstood in their own time. We don't underestimate the hard work of people here. We know what you and others have done. Enjoy your walk! We want your BP down so you can continue to remind us who the enemy really is and why it is so important to keep them out of power. Most are misguided but as someone pointed out on the last thread, this scandal is reflective of their entire party and its leaders. I feel for the misguided ones, but those in power are entitled power hungry leeches on society.

[franksolich]

That is the DUmmie thread, where w-a-y down there, the accomplice of Andy, the infatuated DUmmie "sfexpat2000" mentions--w-a-y down there--that the then-2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" had given them permission to have one single solitary fund-raising thread.

I assume the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were out of the office at the time, and the boy took it upon himself to say, "okay."

I also assume that he has since been demoted, to 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie.

[Scothia]

[Choose Ye This Day]

An-ti-ci-pa-tion...

An-ti-ci-pation...

You're making me wait

[luvie]

Hi, tx! Thanks for the news bulletin! That is just scary! Thank God the guy was stoooopid! Must be a DUmmie! I have been trying to get caught up with this #3 biggie--and missed the outside news, except for the Tony Snow Show (who is a FReeper, PJ!)

[Amityschild]

AARRRRGGGHHHH! How can I ever keep up? Oh well, checking in periodically. GREAT WORK you guys!

[mondonico]

This better be good, after all the buildup. Reminds me a little of Willy Pitt's "big news" teasers every time Kerry's lawyer dropped a cocktail napkin near an Ohio courthouse

[kevkrom]

Antici-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-pation.

[jennyjenny]

I wouldn't give away my DU account.

[Choose Ye This Day]

A word from 11th Grade English is coming back to me. I hope it doesn't come to this:

denouement

[mondonico]

Thank you, Dr. Frank N. Furter!

"I see you shiver with/Antici.............................................................pation."

"But maybe the rain/Is really to blame/So I'll remove the cause/But not the sensation!"

[Laurita]

I certainly enjoy DUFU, but have I ever read a FReeper post here? I'm beginning to wondre where the incitement of DUmmie madness ends and becoming the DUmmie madness begins.

[mondonico]

Good point....

We mock what we are about to become, someone said long ago...

[mondonico]

Better denouement than anticlimax...

[jennyjenny]

Yep

[KJC1]

Please send money now! I'm just $10.00 away from completing an updated timeline...as soon as I get YOUR ten dollars, I will definitely be able to get all the information in need./sarcasm.

LOL!