[Future Useless Eater]

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Since Michael is getting his medical credentials...

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>> We specialize in all forms of Human Elimination

Um.

GOING INTO BUSINESS LIQUIDATION SALE THIS WEEK

If you're a member of hominid species
We can examine your... yellows and browns.
If we find AC's where you should have DC's,
We'll phone Bioethics to come put you down.