This is what my 13-year-old carries his Bible to church in...couldn't you just imagine an apoplectic DUmmie seeing such a sight?
Posted on 04/13/2005 7:31:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
John has a long mustache???
DRAT! I thought you said John had a SHORT mustache. Now we have to abort the entire mission.
Yep, a typical demonic ruse for making scripture appear to match a cultic doctrine that denies the divinity of Jesus Christ. The cultists have to make Jesus out to be a spiritual being of a lower order than God or their heretical belief system collapses like a wet dishrag.
Don't worry, everything is under control. Nothing can possibly go wro.............cracklecracklecracklebzzzzzzzzz
Copy that #2.
The garden gate is half open
The hawk has found it's prey
The clock in the tower is slow
My foot is caught in the pool drain
glub, glub, glub, glub, gurgle
No, as a matter of fact most of the rantings by the DUmmies frighten me, in all of the DUFUs.
Don't misunderstand, the DUFUs are one of the many highlights of FR.
To think these people(?) actually believe the tripe they spew, and even manage to convince others to believe as they do is what gets me.
How stupid, how ill informed, how blind these little socialists are is frightening.
As stands pointed out, these people would be used as fertilizer by an Islamist state.
This is what my 13-year-old carries his Bible to church in...couldn't you just imagine an apoplectic DUmmie seeing such a sight?
What Purrcival said about John 1:1. One time I asked a couple of them about Revelation 1 and 22, in which Jesus and God (respectively) declare themselves to be the Alpha and Omega, the First and the Last. They never got back to me...but I'm 100% sure if they had they would have had an "answer" for me, they have spent well over 100 years coming up with ways to prop up a doctrine that doesn't fit with the Bible or history.
Speaking of history, one of their main points is that the Church changed its doctrine on Jesus' divinity at the Council of Nicea, which in their version went something like this:
Pope: Well, let's call the metting to order. I'm glad to see so many of you have survived the horrible persecution under the Emperor Diocletian. All of you have suffered great hardship as we denied his request that we treat him, a mere man, as a god. And speaking of that, let's vote on disposing of this "Jesus is God" heresy so we can go to lunch. All in favor of declaring Jesus to be a mere man say--
Constantine: Ahem!
Bishops: Emperor Constantine!
Constantine: Hello, my brothers. As you know, I've only been a Christian for a very short time, but I was wondering if you'd do me a favor. Would you please declare Jesus, a mere man, to be God? It would sure make my Empire easier to run.
Pope: Well, as the head of christ's church, I can only say...okey dokey! All in favor?
Bishops: AYE!!
Constantine: Great, thanks for selling out the Gospel, let's go eat lunch.
What is so frightening is that most likely one day they will be back in power and very capable and more than willing to implement the things they spew. In the Book of Revelations, John the Revelator talks about these very things.
Sounds like some of the meetings at my office, at least the part about getting business out of the way as fast as possible so we can do the "really important" stuff -- like eating lunch.
LMAO! If only that were true. Our religious right is politically tone deaf. Hey, I understand they act on prinicples, and damn the politics of it all, but watching them in action is like see a train wreck.
It's not the caps lock key that they are missing, it's the shift key.
If they used the caps lock key, their posts would LOOK LIKE THIS.
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