You can't make this stuff up. Maybe he'll have another lottery for a wife?
Not all of OHio is like the Kuchinich part (Clevenland) - must be something in the water up there.
Perhaps a nice winter swim in the lake would clear his head.
I believe this is a very good thing for America. DUers are wasting way too much time being depressed. This will attract their time, attention, and energy for the next three years and allow them to become a bit productive --- awaiting their next major depression...