Posted on 03/10/2005 6:40:29 PM PST by PJ-Comix
You DUmmies better leave for Canada while you still can. Mwa-hahahaha!
Whassamattayou? Dummies don't need no steenking history books. Their pony-tailed '60s radical college professors have already explained to them how REAL history took place in terms that any good little Marxist could understand.
History according to DUmmies is simple. All the terrible things that occurred in history were the fault of moneygrubbing American capitalists, greedy, evil corporation execs like Cheney, and warmongering fundamentalist Christian Repukes like Chimpa Khan.
Shucks man, where you been? Everybody knows that.
I Belieeeeeve too! Hang in there - before you know it, a dream deal will come your way!
As for the DUmmies...just when I think they can't be any DUmmer or nuttier - a new, kookier and DUmmer thread comes along. Thanks for the laughs (mixed with some shudders that there really are such utterly moronic, DUm DUm lunatics out there)!!
: )
All your internets are belong to us.
JimRob has approved new funding for the LFT Brigade. All Lousy Freeper Trolls are encouraged to purchase shortwave radios for dissmenation of propaganda and discontent.
Geeze, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hippy! Their little revolution may have worked before, but today people are better informed and (especially those generations that had to follow their liberal/socialist nonsense) won't be so easily duped. Growing up in the generation just after these self-indulgent idiots, I've always wondered what the heck happened to all the adults? If I found out either one of my sons were using their college educations to spit on soldiers and take over buildings, that would be the end of their college funds. If I were a professor or administrator, they'd be suspended. That they, who had so little knowledge of how the world works could be given the kind of power that changed society so dramatically for the worse defies reason.
I wonder what Mr. Dean has to say about this.
Considering he's as big of a whack-job as the rest of the dummies, I doubt anyone but them will really care.
It would be very easy to sell the idea of shutting down the Net to the Ami public. Just tell them terrorists are using the net to communicate with each other.
Note to dummies: this has already been in the news...MANY TIMES! Even my mother, who's usually about as a rattle knows this. If they shut it down, they won't be able to gain intel from them. Cindie
Just look at those eyes. The man is deranged! Wouldn't you all hate for him to be your Dr?. LOL
OMG. I just realized what the DUmmies are talking about.
Some congress-critters want to apply McCain-FeinGold campaign restrictions on blogs like Powerline [has more info on this]. Its amazing how these delusional DUmmies can misinterpret this issue into "shutting off the internet". What a bunch of loons.
We can no longer sit back and allow Rovian infiltration, Rovian indoctrination, Rovian subversion, and the international Rovian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. . . . Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that . . . seventy percent of you is water. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. You beginning to understand?
DUmmies are the full frontal nudity of politics.
Actually, YEAH, PJ, it pretty much is! And then after Bush does THAT, he'll open up his desk drawer and take a long, deep chug from one of the cans of pure, premium AIR that he keeps a stock of, just like President Skroob in SPACEBALLS, so that HE won't have to breathe the dirty, yecchy GUNK he personally pumps into the atmosphere EACH SUNDAY after his local fundamentalist TENT REVIVAL by hopping into a 1962 TRABANT and chugging ALL OVER metro Washington as part of a contract he signed with HALLIBURTON to help melt the ICECAPS faster so that there'll be more WATER around for his BIG PHARMACEUTICAL BUDDIES to dump ARSENIC into and thus give DIEBOLD an excuse to cancel the HEALTH INSURANCE of all their employees who have to WAIT IN LINE each day outside the corporate offices in OHIO before they can start rigging voting machines to give BUSH a third term. The guy's a monster.
But then, our DUmmie friends already knew that. :)
-Dan
// Here's Powerline's take on the issue. Contrast that with the DUmmie version here.
Bureaucrat promises to let bloggers speak
"Jim Geraghty at TKS reports on the assurances to bloggers provided by Senators McCain and Feingold and FEC commissioner Ellen Weintraub. Geraghty responds that bloggers should be suspicious notwithstanding these assurances.
His points are well-taken. Weintraub's statement seems particularly lame. She hides behind the fact that a U.S. District Court ruled that the internet isn't exempt from McCain-Feingold. But she doesn't explain why the FEC didn't appeal that ruling. Fellow commissioner Bradley Smith says that the Democrats on the commission blocked the appeal. Weintraub also notes that the FEC hasn't drafted its rules yet. But she offers no assurances that the FEC's thinking isn't headed in the direction Smith described. She implies that bloggers will get to "use their electronic soapbox to voice their political views." That's big of the government. But our concern is not that blogs will be eliminated, just regulated. As Captain Ed explains, it's difficult to examine the lawsuit filed by McCain-Feingolf and the district court's decision (never mind Bradley Smith's comments) and not believe that this concern is well-founded."
DrUgs!
Hey, I'm one of the first 80!
OOPS! Even my mother, who's usually about as a rattle knows this. was supposed to be ...who's usually about as INFORMED as a rattle...
Oddly enough, she called while I as in the middle of writing this to see if I got the email she sent (I've been trying to show her how to send attachments with her email).
Cindie
"The shutdown begins in five seconds. . . ."
"I WILL NOT accept defeat. I REFUSE to be rejected!"
That's the spirit! Take a cue from steve2470. Never give up!
-Dan
"OK, George, at my signal . . . Five. . . ."
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