DUmmie FUnnies 03-03-05 ("Dem Strategy for Dummies")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[feefee]

Can someone tell me what ABB is (or was)?

[franksolich]

"Anybody But Bush," sir.

[AMadtes]

top twenty?

[feefee]

thanks

[infidel29]

That's a good idea, there'll never be a shortage of DUmmies, an endless supply of material. PJ-Comix will end up writing the epic of our day, much like the Lord of the Rings.

How about "The Illiad of the Oddities"

[gidget7]

Good One PJ!! It's amazing that we "Repubs" consume so much of the thoughts of these DUmmies!

I don't think of them at all, until the FUnnies pop up, or one of theirs makes an idiot of him or her self on TV or in the media.

[Fenris6]

I found this on Daily Kos an excerpt from a forthcoming book, "Dem Strategy for Dummies": 1. If Repubs say we're making a mistake, we're on the right track. 2. If Rebubs say we're being reasonable, we're making a mistake. 3. If Repubs snicker at a candidate (think Dean), they are afraid of him. 4. If Repubs praise a candidate (think Lieberman), he's a loser and/ or a spineless wimp.

Some of us Repubs are former Dems who recognize the need for a strong and sane opposition party - we palce the health of the Nation over the needs of any party. When we give advice, we're trying to help. Noonan wrote a good bit of advice after the 2002 mid-terms. Its really too bad you guys ignored her.

Continue with the delusional conspiracy, and you'll spend the next decade wandering the poltical wilderness.

[Fenris6]

The Republicans are allowed to frame every debate, and we have become caught up in the routine of simply reacting to their framing of each and every issue.

True. We are allowed to frame every debate, because the best you loons can come up with is "No Blood for Haliburton Oil".

[PJ-Comix]

I don't think of them at all, until the FUnnies pop up, or one of theirs makes an idiot of him or her self on TV or in the media.

The biggest idiot of them all is Pied Piper Pitt with his dopey Hockey Game Theory of Geopolitics. According to Pitt, the Olympic victory of the American hockey team over the Soviets at Lake Placid in 1980 unleashed a bunch of nationalistic fanatics screaming "USA! USA" which heralded the beginning of the Third America Reich, oops, I mean Empire.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ-Comix will end up writing the epic of our day, much like the Lord of the Rings.

Oddly enough, one of the DUFU comix stories is called, "Lord of the Evil War Monkey Kings."

[KC_Conspirator]

No kidding. I always said if I joined DU my callsign would be 'Rarl Kove'.

[Duke Nukum]

The scary thing or funny thing about that, depending, is he's talking about among the Democrats.

Imagine the 57 million who voted for Kerry and not one of them can agree about what Kerry or the Democrat Party stands for.

LOL!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

ABB was Rove's best friend.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Oddly enough, one of the DUFU comix stories is called, "Lord of the Evil War Monkey Kings."

Have you seen those lefty bumper stickers that read: "Frodo Failed: Bush Has the Ring"?

And thanks for your tireless efforts in producing the DUmmie FUnnies. I look forward to them every day.

[Straight Vermonter]

I hope he's not pining for the fjords.

[Straight Vermonter]

... you should have been going around telling people you were for Kerry because of his stance on X, Y and Z (and the best X, Y and Z would have been things to do with protecting the middle class, allocating the tax burden fairly, caring about work and opportunity, etc.).

Wow, they are really coming around! I love the idea of allocating taxes more fairly. I always thought they were against that!

Whats that? They think the "rich" aren't paying enough? Oops, my bad.

[Charles Henrickson]

"ABB" encouraged the polarization

[volvox]

Thank Goodness! I was having withdrawal symptoms from not having any DUmmie FUnnies. Keep up the good work!

When will the DUmmies realize that they didn't lose the election because of ABB or because the American people didn't know where they stood on issues. They lost because the American people do know where Liberals stand on issues. They understand so well what the Liberal agenda was that they voted in droves to make sure Liberals didn't control this country.

On the other hand, we must not get compliant and believe that it will be easy in 2008. We must not let people believe that they don't have to vote because so many Americans share their views.

[randog]

Can someone tell me what ABB is (or was)?

The biggest campaign blunder in American political history.

[GeronL]

darn... I actually liked some ABBA music.... lol.. wouldn't get up to turn the station if they came on now...

I'm gonna go kill something and eat it raw now to show I am a man!!