DUmmie FUnnies 02-18-05 ("ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 18, 2005 | PJ-Comix

[speed_addiction]

Ya know, things have got to be getting a little dicey over there. There have to be quite a few DUmmie's that are taking a step back and saying to themselves, "WOW, what in the hell is going on around here?" I look in the near future for a complete "Meltdown in the Underground" soon

If I had a moderator account on DU it would seem the time is ripe for another "Night of the Long Knives." This time, Faye would be one of the targets.

[NeoCaveman]

BTTT from CPAC

[March I up]

"sometimes chemicals act better when combined with others..."

Hmmm... one can only wonder what the correct DUmmie mix consists of... (any serotonin receptor experts out there?)

[snarkytart]

Of course, recall all the outings of "Womanizers" after Monica-gate? Same MO this time.

okay, but that was revenge for attacking Bill Clinton on his infidelity.
What exactly has spurred all this hoopla over at the DUmpster calling people gay or bi?
I think it is because it is the middle of the month and their drugs are running out.

Wait until the first of the month when they get their public assistance check so they can go buy some more meds/drugs. That'll calm them down a little.

[infidel29]

"So we subtract 31 years from the 46 year old music store owner and we find out he was a 15 year old genius..."

I don't know if this was corrected or not, but check the math PJ, 2005 - 1971 = 34years, so the guy was 12. Okay 13 to be more probable, but that makes it even more ridiculous than 15. The guy wasn't even out of High School let alone in college. I'm nearing my end with these DUmmies, I can't take much more of their idiocy.

[vivabushchick]

What exactly has spurred all this hoopla over at the DUmpster calling people gay or bi?

"DEFEAT"

[AMadtes]

Rush is about the most masculine, un-gay man in existence.

He has 23 million listeners...it truly makes the DUmmies sick with envy.

[luvie]

You forgot the Superbowl is gay.

...and according to Chris Rock the Oscars are gay! Or, maybe it was that only gay men watched the Oscars...or.....

[luvie]

...check the math PJ, 2005 - 1971 = 34years, so the guy was 12.

The original "story" was written in 2002, so that would make him 15 (not that it makes any difference, since it is a bunch of hockey anyway, but...)

[PJ-Comix]

PS. Don't you just love the "What are the Freepers saying" threads?

Notice how they refrain from commenting on the DUFUs? They just don't know how to handle mockery. Also I suspect that Skinner shoots down any thread over there about the DUFUs.

[PJ-Comix]

don't know if this was corrected or not, but check the math PJ, 2005 - 1971 = 34years, so the guy was 12.

The article they are citing was written in 2002.

[Da Bilge Troll]

Maybe Rush has a secret gay sister

Or maybe his brother had surgery! :-0

[infidel29]

ahhh... sorry I missed that part. Apologies pending to PJ-Comix.

[franksolich]

"They make the 'Enquirer' look normal."

Best quote of the day.

[infidel29]

Sorry about that I've been corrected. I missed that part, double apologies to you on my error.

[DJ MacWoW]

Also I suspect that Skinner shoots down any thread over there about the DUFUs.

I agree. Are there any "pay only" private areas on DU? And I'm sure they discuss DUFU in PMs on the site. You're probably hated. ;-)

[franksolich]

I wondered about that, P.J. I've never seen any references to the DUmmie FUnnies in DUmmieland, and we know they come over here to read them.

I'm sure if the DUmmies had something similar, but using us as their exhibit, we would be mentioning that, expressing about that, much.

[DJ MacWoW]

Thank you sir. :-)

[franksolich]

How are you, madam?

Long time, no see.

I had planned on joining these DUmmie FUnnies when they first appeared this morning, but by bad coincidence, I had just posted the latest "Norway ping list," and was being interrupted by blinking red lights on the upper right-hand of the computer monitor, getting e-mails from people eager to be on the "Norway ping list," or people angry with me about Nebraska beef.

I should have done it earlier, or waited some hours--but I had no idea the DUmmie FUnnies would show up the same time I did.

And man, what a raucous discussion that was (about bison); I could not get away.

[luvie]

Wouldn't want anything to hinder his getting to talk to some book publisher to get his DUmmie FUnnies printed!...with the CD-ROM insert!