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DUmmie FUnnies 02-18-05 ("ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 18, 2005 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/18/2005 6:28:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Just when you thought that DUmmie absurdity could go no further, after accusing Bush of being Bi in the previous edition of the DUFUs, they went further. Much further. This time the Homo Hunter DUmmie Thought Police have accused Rush Limbaugh of being gay in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR.” Of course, this wild DUmmie speculation falls apart in the VERY FIRST sentence of the December 2002 article they site for “evidence” since the accuser is a 46 year old St. Louis area music shop owner. Hmmm…. Let’s do a little mathematics. 46 year old gay music store owner claims he had affair with Rush Limbaugh in college in the Fall of 1971. Subtract 31 years and voila, we have a BOY GENIUS who was only 15 years old in college!!! On top of that he claims have met Rush in the same class they were taking. So Rush, who was either a sophomore or junior at the time (being 20 years old) is in the same class with a 15 year old boy who should be in high school. But logic is never a consideration with the DUmmies so let us sit back and laugh at the comedy of the DUmmie Homo Hunters. As usual the Homo Hunting speculations of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, worried that the DUmmies might find out that he visited Key West a couple of times in 2003, is in the [brackets]:

Dec. 8, 2002
A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...

[So we subtract 31 years from the 46 year old music store owner and we find out he was a 15 year old genius taking courses with 20 year old college student Rush Limbaugh in 1971. That’s a very plausible story….NOT!]

Sanders stated that he met Limbaugh in a class he was taking, but it was only after meeting his sister, who was openly gay at that time, that he found out Rush himself was gay. "Rush was a charming man privately," says Sanders, "I met him in a class I was taking, and got on a first name basis with him. I didn't realize he was gay until his sister came to visit him. She was gay, and like, we hit it off, and she seemed shocked that I didn't know Rush was gay as well. When I found out I was like ... wow!"

[What was the class the Boy Genius was taking? Astrophyics? Just how many 15 year old boys taking college classes with sophomores or juniors?]

Sanders says that privately, Limbaugh was very sensitive and caring man, but that he was furiously angry that KFBK, the top 40 radio station he worked while still in high school would not offer him a full time job.

[Maybe he was furious that he was already in college for a couple of years and he had a 15 year old kid in his class. That can cause a sense of inferiority.]

"He was furious about that," said Sanders, "And he often told me that he was really going to show them." According to Sanders, Rush's politics at the time were somewhat middle of the road. "Rush said that he though most people are incredibly gullible, and he felt that the key to radio programming was to reach that crowd, and that it would be really, really easy. He thought he thought he could get anyone to believe anything he said, and the more outrageous is was, the more they would believe it."

[What is gullible is how easily the DUmmies are swallowing the obviously phony story. Yeah, like Rush is going to confide to a 15 year old kid that he was going to make a radio career for himself by fooling the public.]

Sanders would not divulge any further details, but when asked if he feared retaliation from Limbaugh for his revelations, he stated, "No, Rush wouldn't do that, he's really a sweetie at heart, but some of the people who listen to him might. I think most of them are psychotic. I don't think these people realize he's just pandering to them for ratings, but if they find out, I wouldn't want to be there."

[LOL!!! And the funniest thing is that the DUmmies are actually buying this story. Maybe Elliot Sanders’ music store is doing lousy and he needs some extra cash. Yes, send money to Sanders, DUmmies. He is just $10 away from proving that Rush is gay.]

OMG…Somebody please pinch me...

[Somebody already pinched your brain.]

Watch out for the set up! This story is from 2002? I mean, please gimme a break. It might be true but why is this posted here now. My theory is that they are just trying set up some info some blogger will pick it up and then use a fake story to discredit all bloggers....all because the "Gannon" story is getting legs.

[Karl Rove knows that the DUmmies will swallow anything.] I thought everyone already knew Rush was gay. No news here.

[Just like everyone knows that Bush is Bi.]

Unfortunately this story is two years old and going nowhere. Has it moved to corporate media yet? Two years after being on a crank website it is going nowhere. When a stroy goes to the corporate media then you know that averge people will be hearing about it. Until then, it will remain in the darkest corners of the internet. But I want it to be true.

[In your self-created alternate reality it IS true.]

sometimes chemicals act better when combined with others. This Rush story coming out with the Gannon story is just a wonderful mix. Remember the Rush drug thing didn't come out until after the McNabb incident.

[So somehow chemistry makes this story true?]

Somebody pinch me...wake me up...throw some water on me...

[How about if we just skip those lame preliminaries and go straight to the electro shock therapy?]

Ru$h = $3-bill

[DUmmies = lacking-¢]

All we need are the names of his gay hookers.

[I saw some stray confetti once on Rush’s shoulders. THAT’S IT!!! Rush had an affair with Rip Taylor!!!]

You have to know that the order has been given: MUDDY THE WATERS

[Even if the story is not true, use it to MUDDY THE WATERS.]

I am highly skeptical of this story. Sorry.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

KFBK is in Sacramento, CA. He was hired in 1984, was a hit and left in 1988 to go to NYC and national syndication. KFBK still carries Rushbo's show.

[So maybe Rush commuted every day in high school to Sacramento from Missouri to do his KFBK radio show. It COULD have happened.]

I think this story is bullshit. But even if it isn't, who cares!

[Yeah. If the story smears Rush just go ahead and use it anyways even if it is false.]

I really hate the guy. He says the meanest, most unfair, enraging, stuff,I've ever heard. I hope no one is offended and thinks this is in any way gay bashing. It's just the hypocrisy. Any thing 'family oriented' automatically anti-gay. Pro-family : anti-gay agenda. It's probably an insult to the GBLT community, to insinuate the braggart would be cool enough to be gay, even if he never came out of the closet. Pride goeth before the fall. Man, I would love to see him fall hard. And how does he seem to be skating on those drug charges. Man, if Martha, got jail time , he should,too.

[So use the FALSE story to try to bring down Rush. Lack of truth hasn’t stopped you in the past. GO FOR IT!!!]

This is rumor posted as fact on a messageboard. And I'm not sure what it is supposed to point out, other than hypocrisy. There's already been enough gay insensitivity with the whole Gannon thing. If Rush Limbaugh is gay, I could really give a shit. He's also bald and not so round as he once was. He is, however, a nasty, vile, low, disgusting sonofabitch who preys on the ignorant. Personally, that's my beef with him. Hypocrisy is the least of his crimes.

[A rumor posted as fact is a Factoid and MUST be true!]


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To: vivabushchick
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #608.

Note to Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency: The DUmmie FUnnies is the BIGGEST PING List on the Free Republic (largest forum on the Web) even though the DUFUs only started last September. < /salespitch>

61 posted on 02/18/2005 8:46:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: snarkytart
So what are they going to do, spend the next four years calling every conservative gay? Is that their plan of attack against W and the Republican agenda?

Of course, recall all the outings of "Womanizers" after Monica-gate? Same MO this time.

62 posted on 02/18/2005 8:48:53 AM PST by vivabushchick ("Tour Free Iraq, courtesy USA Armed Forces ")
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To: roylene; PJ-Comix
Would this not make the dems love Rush since they love homosexuals?

No. They only love uncloseted homosexuals. Rush would be closeted

63 posted on 02/18/2005 8:49:15 AM PST by NathanR (Mexico: So far from God; So close to the USA.)
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To: snarkytart
So what are they going to do, spend the next four years calling every conservative gay? Is that their plan of attack against W and the Republican agenda?

It really is pitiful, but funny. They already tried it with both Edwards and sKerry attacking the privacy of the Cheney family. I guess since they got a little coverage over the Gannon thing, they think they'll try it with President Bush and Rush Limbaugh.

Next we'll hear The Deaniac say, "The only way the Republicans could get this many gays in one room is to hold a Judy Garland film festival".

64 posted on 02/18/2005 9:01:06 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: Free and Armed
And these dopes say conservatives are obsessed with homsexuality...

It's time to start a new campaign slogan for 2008. Something like, "Get the Democrats out of our bedrooms. Vote Republican"

65 posted on 02/18/2005 9:06:16 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: lonevoice

The DUmmies are only continuing what Edwards and Kerry started.


66 posted on 02/18/2005 9:09:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: NathanR

Good point!


67 posted on 02/18/2005 9:09:58 AM PST by roylene
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To: Txcoastman
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #609.

Note to Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency: Did I tell you that the DUmmie FUnnies has the BIGGEST PING List on the Free Republic (largest forum on the Web) even though it only started last September? < /salespitch>

68 posted on 02/18/2005 9:15:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
"El Rushbo always backs everything he comes up with, with cold hard facts. He may use them in a way that suits us conservatives and shows the liberals for what they are, but he sure as hell doesn't lie. He has proven this time and time again and these yokels just never listen"

While I'm not a ditto head per se, I do listen to him occasionally, but my neighbor, a koolaide drinking union electrician absolutely hates him. The kicker is he has never listened to him, just an excerpt in the morning on KMOX on his way to work.

69 posted on 02/18/2005 9:18:22 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTW, I hope somebody emails this link to Rush. I think he'd get a kick out of it.


70 posted on 02/18/2005 9:21:05 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: PJ-Comix
I thought the dems were about diversity and not discriminating against somebody for their life style.

Even if Rush is gay, they should be happy for him because he is so successful. These guys really are morons.
71 posted on 02/18/2005 9:25:33 AM PST by squidward
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To: PJ-Comix
Ever since Buckhead posted about the forged TANG letters here on the FR last September, the DUmmies are trying desperately to be little Buckheads. They keep sifting over and over and over again through non-evidence in order to make a world-shaking "discovery."

Thats exactly it, the coverage that FR.com got in the MSM drove them crazy. It seems every single thread of theirs is some kind of attempt to uncover the "big" story. Whats hilarious are the threads where they come up with these idiotic statistics about how the chances that Bush won the election are some 289 Vigintillion to one.. Amateurs, pure and simple.

72 posted on 02/18/2005 9:44:03 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This time the Homo Hunter DUmmie

< aussie accent> Crikey! < /aussie accent>

73 posted on 02/18/2005 9:48:13 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: HarleyLady27
howard dean----gay

nancy poloski----gay

hillary clinton---gay

john kerry---gay

Neidemeier --- GAY!

Dean Wormer --- GAY!

74 posted on 02/18/2005 9:52:50 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
I thought that Rush didn't go to college at all?

He didn't. He wanted to be a DJ much to the dissappointment of his father and I think he went into radio full time after graduation.

75 posted on 02/18/2005 9:54:24 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: HarleyLady27

You forgot John Edwards.


76 posted on 02/18/2005 9:57:00 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: axel f
Rush has a sister? I thought he only had one brother.

He does only have one brother. The DUmmies should read his biography. The way they are presenting this "Bush is bi, Rush is gay" thing, you can tell they are made up stories. That is definitely not the way people talked in the 60's and 70's. It reads like the liberals talk now.

77 posted on 02/18/2005 10:00:36 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ever since Buckhead posted about the forged TANG letters here on the FR last September, the DUmmies are trying desperately to be little Buckheads.

DU is a 4th rate forum and always will be as they have too many loons to be anything else. There's no conspiracy theory too wacked out for them to believe. They make The Enquierer look normal. The poor things are sooooo envious of FR that it's eating them alive.

78 posted on 02/18/2005 10:02:26 AM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Are you cops? FBI" bad guy, "I'm currently unemployed" Tony Almeida of 24)
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To: PJ-Comix
Limbaugh was very sensitive and caring man, but that he was furiously angry that KFBK, the top 40 radio station he worked while still in high school...

I didn't know Rush went to high school in Sacramento, California. That or it was a heck of a daily commute between Missouri and California.

This whole DUmmie smear job has soooo many inconsistencies, it's hard to keep up.

79 posted on 02/18/2005 10:03:52 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: PJ-Comix

PS. Don't you just love the "What are the Freepers saying" threads?


80 posted on 02/18/2005 10:03:52 AM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Are you cops? FBI" bad guy, "I'm currently unemployed" Tony Almeida of 24)
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