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DUmmie FUnnies 02-18-05 ("ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 18, 2005 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/18/2005 6:28:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Just when you thought that DUmmie absurdity could go no further, after accusing Bush of being Bi in the previous edition of the DUFUs, they went further. Much further. This time the Homo Hunter DUmmie Thought Police have accused Rush Limbaugh of being gay in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR.” Of course, this wild DUmmie speculation falls apart in the VERY FIRST sentence of the December 2002 article they site for “evidence” since the accuser is a 46 year old St. Louis area music shop owner. Hmmm…. Let’s do a little mathematics. 46 year old gay music store owner claims he had affair with Rush Limbaugh in college in the Fall of 1971. Subtract 31 years and voila, we have a BOY GENIUS who was only 15 years old in college!!! On top of that he claims have met Rush in the same class they were taking. So Rush, who was either a sophomore or junior at the time (being 20 years old) is in the same class with a 15 year old boy who should be in high school. But logic is never a consideration with the DUmmies so let us sit back and laugh at the comedy of the DUmmie Homo Hunters. As usual the Homo Hunting speculations of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, worried that the DUmmies might find out that he visited Key West a couple of times in 2003, is in the [brackets]:

Dec. 8, 2002
A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...

[So we subtract 31 years from the 46 year old music store owner and we find out he was a 15 year old genius taking courses with 20 year old college student Rush Limbaugh in 1971. That’s a very plausible story….NOT!]

Sanders stated that he met Limbaugh in a class he was taking, but it was only after meeting his sister, who was openly gay at that time, that he found out Rush himself was gay. "Rush was a charming man privately," says Sanders, "I met him in a class I was taking, and got on a first name basis with him. I didn't realize he was gay until his sister came to visit him. She was gay, and like, we hit it off, and she seemed shocked that I didn't know Rush was gay as well. When I found out I was like ... wow!"

[What was the class the Boy Genius was taking? Astrophyics? Just how many 15 year old boys taking college classes with sophomores or juniors?]

Sanders says that privately, Limbaugh was very sensitive and caring man, but that he was furiously angry that KFBK, the top 40 radio station he worked while still in high school would not offer him a full time job.

[Maybe he was furious that he was already in college for a couple of years and he had a 15 year old kid in his class. That can cause a sense of inferiority.]

"He was furious about that," said Sanders, "And he often told me that he was really going to show them." According to Sanders, Rush's politics at the time were somewhat middle of the road. "Rush said that he though most people are incredibly gullible, and he felt that the key to radio programming was to reach that crowd, and that it would be really, really easy. He thought he thought he could get anyone to believe anything he said, and the more outrageous is was, the more they would believe it."

[What is gullible is how easily the DUmmies are swallowing the obviously phony story. Yeah, like Rush is going to confide to a 15 year old kid that he was going to make a radio career for himself by fooling the public.]

Sanders would not divulge any further details, but when asked if he feared retaliation from Limbaugh for his revelations, he stated, "No, Rush wouldn't do that, he's really a sweetie at heart, but some of the people who listen to him might. I think most of them are psychotic. I don't think these people realize he's just pandering to them for ratings, but if they find out, I wouldn't want to be there."

[LOL!!! And the funniest thing is that the DUmmies are actually buying this story. Maybe Elliot Sanders’ music store is doing lousy and he needs some extra cash. Yes, send money to Sanders, DUmmies. He is just $10 away from proving that Rush is gay.]

OMG…Somebody please pinch me...

[Somebody already pinched your brain.]

Watch out for the set up! This story is from 2002? I mean, please gimme a break. It might be true but why is this posted here now. My theory is that they are just trying set up some info some blogger will pick it up and then use a fake story to discredit all bloggers....all because the "Gannon" story is getting legs.

[Karl Rove knows that the DUmmies will swallow anything.] I thought everyone already knew Rush was gay. No news here.

[Just like everyone knows that Bush is Bi.]

Unfortunately this story is two years old and going nowhere. Has it moved to corporate media yet? Two years after being on a crank website it is going nowhere. When a stroy goes to the corporate media then you know that averge people will be hearing about it. Until then, it will remain in the darkest corners of the internet. But I want it to be true.

[In your self-created alternate reality it IS true.]

sometimes chemicals act better when combined with others. This Rush story coming out with the Gannon story is just a wonderful mix. Remember the Rush drug thing didn't come out until after the McNabb incident.

[So somehow chemistry makes this story true?]

Somebody pinch me...wake me up...throw some water on me...

[How about if we just skip those lame preliminaries and go straight to the electro shock therapy?]

Ru$h = $3-bill

[DUmmies = lacking-¢]

All we need are the names of his gay hookers.

[I saw some stray confetti once on Rush’s shoulders. THAT’S IT!!! Rush had an affair with Rip Taylor!!!]

You have to know that the order has been given: MUDDY THE WATERS

[Even if the story is not true, use it to MUDDY THE WATERS.]

I am highly skeptical of this story. Sorry.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

KFBK is in Sacramento, CA. He was hired in 1984, was a hit and left in 1988 to go to NYC and national syndication. KFBK still carries Rushbo's show.

[So maybe Rush commuted every day in high school to Sacramento from Missouri to do his KFBK radio show. It COULD have happened.]

I think this story is bullshit. But even if it isn't, who cares!

[Yeah. If the story smears Rush just go ahead and use it anyways even if it is false.]

I really hate the guy. He says the meanest, most unfair, enraging, stuff,I've ever heard. I hope no one is offended and thinks this is in any way gay bashing. It's just the hypocrisy. Any thing 'family oriented' automatically anti-gay. Pro-family : anti-gay agenda. It's probably an insult to the GBLT community, to insinuate the braggart would be cool enough to be gay, even if he never came out of the closet. Pride goeth before the fall. Man, I would love to see him fall hard. And how does he seem to be skating on those drug charges. Man, if Martha, got jail time , he should,too.

[So use the FALSE story to try to bring down Rush. Lack of truth hasn’t stopped you in the past. GO FOR IT!!!]

This is rumor posted as fact on a messageboard. And I'm not sure what it is supposed to point out, other than hypocrisy. There's already been enough gay insensitivity with the whole Gannon thing. If Rush Limbaugh is gay, I could really give a shit. He's also bald and not so round as he once was. He is, however, a nasty, vile, low, disgusting sonofabitch who preys on the ignorant. Personally, that's my beef with him. Hypocrisy is the least of his crimes.

[A rumor posted as fact is a Factoid and MUST be true!]


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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies keep tossing about the gay accusation like it's a bad thing. I thought the left liked homosexuals.
41 posted on 02/18/2005 7:33:44 AM PST by The_Victor (Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
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To: PJ-Comix

I have heard Rush say that he dropped out of college after his freshman year so unless he was a 20 year old freshman he was already gone by then. Silly DUmmies!


42 posted on 02/18/2005 7:35:37 AM PST by Ditter
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To: KidGlock

Don't forget Alexander!


43 posted on 02/18/2005 7:35:52 AM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: KidGlock

The strange part about it is that DUmmies are supposed to be so inclusive, so tolerant of "alternative life styles"; and yet they seize on these rumors to smear people. Hypocrisy, anyone?


44 posted on 02/18/2005 7:39:17 AM PST by ariamne (reformed liberal--Shieldmaiden of the Infidel)
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To: Jackson57

Lefties are also virulently anti-semitic. So much for tolerance.


45 posted on 02/18/2005 7:42:55 AM PST by ariamne (reformed liberal--Shieldmaiden of the Infidel)
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To: ariamne

They're tolerant ... of anyone who thinks and acts JUST LIKE THEM.


46 posted on 02/18/2005 7:49:24 AM PST by Jackson57
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To: PJ-Comix
I cant speak for Rush or W, but I can say Spiderman Made me gay, or at least that what I was told. DUmb, DUmb, Dummies.
47 posted on 02/18/2005 7:53:21 AM PST by miskie
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To: PJ-Comix
"He is, however, a nasty, vile, low, disgusting sonofabitch who preys on the ignorant."
 
I don't see how even a DUmmie can say this. El Rushbo always backs everything he comes up with, with cold hard facts. He may use them in a way that suits us conservatives and shows the liberals for what they are, but he sure as hell doesn't lie. He has proven this time and time again and these yokels just never listen.
Now just who in this story is ignorant?       

48 posted on 02/18/2005 7:58:27 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: PJ-Comix
If this is the Democrats idea of fighting us in the battle of ideas for the soul of America......

Maybe that super majority in the Senate is possible in 2006.

49 posted on 02/18/2005 8:00:17 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: PJ-Comix
Would this not make the dems love Rush since they love homosexuals?
50 posted on 02/18/2005 8:06:20 AM PST by roylene
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To: An Old Marine
Maybe that super majority in the Senate is possible in 2006.

It's GUARANTEED if the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) is published. Remember, a LOT of folks with little or no interest in poltics will read that book for the laughs.

Calling Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency!!!

51 posted on 02/18/2005 8:08:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
They've done it again. First they proved Bush is bisexual and now they've got the goods on Rush's homosexuality. If they find out about Dick Chenney, we're done. Didn't we realize this thinly veiled homosexual administration would be uncovered? Why were we so naive?
52 posted on 02/18/2005 8:14:41 AM PST by daguberment (The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish....)
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To: PJ-Comix
So we subtract 31 years from the 46 year old music store owner and we find out he was a 15 year old genius

No one over their has yet to do the math and only one person has figured out Rush doesn't have a sister.

53 posted on 02/18/2005 8:18:03 AM PST by techcor
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To: Jackson57

They're tolerant ... of anyone who thinks and acts JUST LIKE THEM.
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Don't I know it..I worked at a lib-run organization and got FIRED when I stopped thinking like them..and told them so. Leftists/liberals/socialists, they are all the same, disingenuous, arrogant, and intolerant of dissent.


54 posted on 02/18/2005 8:19:29 AM PST by ariamne (reformed liberal--Shieldmaiden of the Infidel)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ya know, things have got to be getting a little dicey over there. There have to be quite a few DUmmie's that are taking a step back and saying to themselves, "WOW, what in the hell is going on around here?" I look in the near future for a complete "Meltdown in the Underground" soon.
 
Hey P.J. if you use this just make sure you give me credit in the preface. LOL

55 posted on 02/18/2005 8:24:26 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: techcor

And don't forget Rush's daily commute from Missouri to the Sacramento radio station while in high school.


56 posted on 02/18/2005 8:25:21 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

And these dopes say conservatives are obsessed with homsexuality every time we begin to denounce the dangers of the gay agenda. You could get a headache trying to figure out these clowns.


57 posted on 02/18/2005 8:27:52 AM PST by Free and Armed
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To: daguberment

Ever since Buckhead posted about the forged TANG letters here on the FR last September, the DUmmies are trying desperately to be little Buckheads. They keep sifting over and over and over again through non-evidence in order to make a world-shaking "discovery."


58 posted on 02/18/2005 8:28:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now the liberals will love Rush too. Al Frankin, Air America is definately history.


59 posted on 02/18/2005 8:32:38 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (Mean Doctor Dean , his party's agendas obscene, demands they be masked before Halloween.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping list please...can always use a good laugh at DU's expense.


60 posted on 02/18/2005 8:41:27 AM PST by vivabushchick ("Tour Free Iraq, courtesy USA Armed Forces ")
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