Posted on 02/16/2005 8:41:46 AM PST by RenegadeReporter
I just heard on 630 AM WMAL that Michael Jackson, suffering from the flu, we’re told, is staying on the same floor as the Pediatrics Unit! Do you seen the absurd irony? A man on trial for molesting children is on the same floor…as children. Good grief.
Developing…
Update: I just got off the telephone with WMAL anchor Michelle Basch, who confirms that Jackson is staying on the same floor as the Pediatrics Unit. He’s supposedly there because it’s the most isolated area at Marian Medical Center. Oh, the irony is disgusting!
I think he should be locked in his room for the duration.
Update II (11:15 a.m.): I called Michelle Basch to reconfirm. She said the report is an ABC Exclusive paraphrased this way: “ABC has learned that Michael Jackson is staying on the same floor as the Pediatrics ward…”
Make sure those babies are laying ON THIER BACKS !!!!
Jacko went to the ER for the flu. It's the LEAD STORY on all the newscasts. Most of us little people would just tough it out. But, Jacko needs some sympathy. I trust he'll pay his bill (or not).
Now, the media think it's worth mentioning that he's on the same floor as pediatrics. Probably a hundred yards or more away but, hey, he's on the same floor. Whoop-de-freakin-doo.
This society is truly warped.
Remember when he went into court about a year or so ago, he left his limo with his leeg in a cast, whining about spider bites. This trial is expected to go 6 months. Wanna bet it's 9 months at least?
This is pretty standard behavior for Michael Jackson. Last time the fire got too hot he went into rehab. Now he gets the flu. The gavity of the situation dawns on him and the weak, sick puppy that he is just shuts down. Poor Me! Poor Me!
I wish some burly orderly would prove that Wacko is actually in there, by dangling him over a balcony...
No, Jacko having any kind of upper respiratory infection is hugh and series. Why, he could blow his nose off with a single sneeze. It could turn into a Woody Allen movie. Hmmm, speaking of pediatrics ...
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Your practically psychic.
This ought to at least warrant a Fox News Alert AND a Drudge Siren...
I thought I heard that this AM but decided that 1) I actually needed caffeine 2)the hospital staff couldn't be that stoopid. Guess I was wrong.
You're right! I'm wondering why this is stuck in the bloggers section instead of breaking news?
Stupid Human Tricks Ping
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, plastic and should be kept away from children. The other is used to carry groceries.
Parts is parts!
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