Hey! You can't get a PhD!! You're a low IQ freeper. Go back to your trailer! ;)
And I'm urban, too! Born and raised in the city of Chicago--and I mean, in the city proper, not even the suburbs, let alone rural.
But then, I am a white, male, heterosexual, married, with children, church-going Christian, who actually believes in the Constitution and traditional public morality. So that must cancel out all my IQ points and advanced degrees.