Posted on 02/07/2005 6:00:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Some of them try to use the Queen's English, but ineptly so, while others forget, and are hence easily detected as the frauds they are.
Since I first noticed that phenomenon a couple of months ago, one DUmmie pretending to be "Canadian," but actually from some dark damp basement in Ohio, has gone overboard in using the Queen's English, having omitted to do such in all previous posts.
(Which proves that DUmmies read P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies.)
But this Buckeye DUmmie tries too hard, in using the Queen's English, and "trying too hard" is always a dead giveaway.
So sorry you are sick, I have been under the weather since Thrursday. Wishing you a speedy recovery. I think this will finally be a better day for me. Nice to start out with DUFUnnies.
Your freeper friend, Ditter
That depends on one's preferred method of dealing with the symptoms of said cold.
I'm better now but still weak. It might have been a slight touch of the flu.
I took a glass of orange juice, a bowl of chicken noodle soup, and a bowl of chili with tabasco sauce. Then I went into and out of something like a coma. All I know is that I froze on my couch and couldn't move a muscle for hours. Okay now but weak.
I figured something was ailing you--the job, personal life, some sort of ailment, or somesuch--given the non-regularity of the DUmmie FUnnies the past few days. Get well, and get well quickly.
While all of your fans--surely they are in the thousands now, on Free Republic, at some time destined to become hundreds of thousands, in the book stores--really appreciate all the work and thought and wit that goes into the DUmmie FUnnies, if for some reason you are not up to it, because of the flu or something, sleep with an easy conscience. We would miss you, but we would rather have you healthy and vigorous.
If it were Clinton's war, they would not be making these statements.
"Turning off the telly"---that gives it all away
That's exactly what I was thinking. If I was this unhappy living anywhere, I'd move. Whatever you do, though, don't challenge THEIR patriotism...given their superior intellect and keen awareness, the most patriotic thing they can do for us intellectually challenged, troop-loving, warmongers is point out when we're being too patriotic!
Then again, most of them probably can't afford to move (maybe we should start a fund, as long as they promised NEVER to come back). I'd think, given all the meds they take, the prospect of being able to live in their favorite country with socialized medicine would be enough to make them think they've found nirvana (was going to say Heaven, but remembered who I was talking about).
Still, when it comes right down to it, they'd probably be less happy in a country where the majority shared their values. Their whole self-worth revolves around being able to point their oh-so-superior fingers at the "unelightened masses" and impress each other with scathing four-letter witticisms...pathetic!
I keep seeing references to this oddly-spelled country on the DUmmie boards. Exactly where, pray, is this fabled and distant land "MURRRIKKKAHHHH" located, anyway...? :)
Even if I were OK, I figured no sense in putting up a DUFU last night since most people would be watching the Super Bowl anyways. Also, on Saturday, I went to King Buffet where I ate too many oysters with sauce on them and I think the sauce gave me some acid reflux so didn't feel like DUFUing after that.
Feel better, PJ. I hope you don't have what I'm getting over... I was flat on my butt for four days and it should have been five.
I usually get over colds/flus pretty quickly. I remember being on the road in Ohio and suddenly coming down with an INCREDIBLE fever. So I checked into a motel room, bought a large bag of oranges and lots of cans of soup and chili. By the next day I was feeling a lot better and within 3 days I was good to go. Try drinking fresh squeezed OJ, chicken noodle soup, and chili con carne with Tabasco sauce. I find this stuff works a LOT better than cold medicine.
the "telly"
Are they Brit, or just watch Masterpiece Theater too much?
So that's where I went wrong... I left out the chili with tobasco sauce...
The DUmmies must hold the global record for Godwin's Law.
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