| Name | City, State | |||||
| 343. | Yasser Arafat | So I'm dead... WHO CARES!!! Us DUmmies can vote when dead. It happens all the time. We vote in more than one state too. Why is it so dark and cramped in here??? And why is my heart not beating??? | ||||
| 342. | Yassir Arafat | Land O' Milk and Honey, Middle East | ||||
| 341. | Harry Palms | |||||
| 340. | Mr. Whipple | Please stop squeezing the electoral college! | ||||
| 339. | Dick Hurtz | It really does!!! I'm not kidding!!! Anyone have antiseptic? I live at the DemocraticUnderground (this is why it hurts). That's all we do there... DUmmies FOREVER!!! Beat, beat, beat... | ||||
| 338. | Nestle Quick Bunny | I'll be at the next protest with lots of chocolate syrup. Make sure you DUmmies bring the milk! | ||||
| 337. | Ted Kennedy | Where's my drink. | ||||
| 336. | Tinky Winky | Falwell was right, I am a little light in the loafers. | ||||
| 335. | Bob Dobbs | Columbus, OH -- Jeez, we in Ohio voted against Kerry so you DU, MoveOn people would get the hell out. So do it! | ||||
| 334. | Sandi Burglar | Is That a Document in my Shorts???? | ||||
| 333. | Arrest Mr. Blackwell! | even though we ain't got sh*t, and frankly we ain't got no brains either. But we ain't happy 'bout this election, so go on now, arrest dat man! | ||||
| 332. | Single Cell Amoeba | Progressive DU member | ||||
| 331. | FReepers R. Incontrol---RESISTANCE is FUTILE | |||||
| 330. | Liza Minnelli | I'll join your posse and I have a sweet uppercut too | ||||
| 329. | Jimmy Hoffa | fifty Yard line, Giants Stadium (East Rutherford, NJ) | ||||
| 328. | Hillary Clinton's Feminity | whereabouts unknown | ||||
| 327. | Rosy Palm | Got lube? | ||||
| 326. | Yeast Infection | The folds of Maureen Dowd's naughty bits. | ||||
| 325. | Fidel Castro | Why doesn't Carter call anymore? | ||||
| 324. | Massive Cock | dummyland, DU | ||||
| 323. | Jimmy Hendrix | A friend with weed is a friend indeed | ||||
| 322. | Alberto Georgio Geaore - I HATE GEORGE BUSH!!!! I gained 90 pounds becaue he beat me in 2000... no, wait... I'm not really Algore in case Tipper is reading this. I'm Alfred Goretag. Yeah.. that's it. And I post to DUmmie land all the time. | Hooterville, MO | ||||
| 321. | Freepers R. Yournightmare | |||||
| 320. | I'm Barbara Streisand - I've got a big nose | CA | ||||
| 319. | Spade Cooley | Jimmy Hoffa isn't at Giants Stadium, he's buried under Tammy Baker's makeup | ||||
| 318. | Gerry Nadler | I don't care about this election fraud crap. I just need to know where to get a good Cheeseburger. | ||||
| 317. | Scott Shuster | |||||
| 316. | Skinner is a girly man ("I'm Skinner and I approve this message)") | DUland, OH | ||||
| 315. | DUmmie R Dirt. They are some inanely stupid that they feel that all of the rest of the world is as stupid as they are. FREEPERS RULE, MOONBATS! GEORGE IS THE PREZ! | Washington, DC | ||||
| 314. | Skinner from Democratic Underground - Bush is chimp and I'm a prick | OH | ||||
| 313. | Rove K. Karl | Lawrence, KS | ||||
| 312. | My God, I'm fat - Mikey Moore | MI | ||||
| 311. | I'm a gigantically fat Mike Moore | MI | ||||
| 310. | Germany and Russia are better than us :-( DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Save the DUmbocracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | DUmmieWonderLand.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| 309. | Mikey Moore | MI | ||||
| 308. | M I Arse | You pathetic dummies don't even make a pimple on a FReepers arse. | ||||
| 307. | Art Bell | |||||
| 306. | Charles Q. Farley | Dummyland, DU | ||||
| 305. | Inneed O Education | The demands in this petition are not legal. Being the intelligent, omniscient beings that you would have everyone believe you to be, you sure are *leans into mic* STUPID. lolololololol | ||||
| 304. | Jimmy Hoffa | fifty Yard line, Giants Stadium (East Rutherford, NJ) | ||||
| 303. | James T. Kirk | Starbase12, Alpha Centuri | ||||
| 302. | DiabolicalDieboldHalliburtonRoveMachine | |||||
| 301. | Carl H Griffin | |||||
| 300. | Michael Moore | Dummyland, DU | ||||
| 299. | DU Stinky---DU'ers do not have the ability to clean themselves or wipe their asses | Loserville Insane asylum, CA | ||||
| 298. | Jimmie Ray Valentine | Dummyland, DU | ||||
| 297. | They're Coming To Take Me Away | HeeHeeHoHoHaaHaa | ||||
| 296. | Ima Schlemiel | EMERGENCY... Fund Bev's crack investigations before we run out of time. My next donation will be in the mail on the first. | ||||
| 295. | DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUmmieWonderland.com!!!!!!!!!!! | I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign | ||||
| 294. | FREEPERS FOREVER | FREEPERS OWN YOU! You are little rodents that live in basements. Where did you get the money to donate to the Billionaire Kerry. How funny is that... you are eating Ramen noodles and he's flying around in his jets. AND YOU GAVE HIM $$$$. You make me LAUGH! | ||||
| 293. | Mental Breakdown | I demand my constutional right to commit fraud and steal this election. You conservatives are violating MY RIGHTS! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH | ||||
|
||||||
DiabolicalDieboldHalliburtonRoveMachine...would be a great name for a rock band!
OMG... remind me to never get on the wrong side of Freepers... LOL