Posted on 12/09/2004 6:26:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DUmmie dmac is ENRAGED over receiving a letter in the mail listing her donations to Terry “The Jerk” McAuliffe and other loser Democrat Candidates as you can see in this Dummie THREAD titled, “Blood-boiling ANGRY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:” I will let Dummie dmac lead off with the revelation as to the source of her bile. As usual the enraged DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the sight of boiling DUmmie blood is in the [brackets]:
Blood-boiling ANGRY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I just received in today's mail the most offensive piece of mail I think I have EVER received. The return address on the envelope has "Vote-Race" as the sender and then a POB. I opened this and enclosed is a single sheet of paper with the following typed in red:
DONATIONS to TERRY "the jerk" McAULIFFE: $ xxxxx.
DONATIONS to LOSING DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES: $ xxxx.
ELECTION DAY RESULTS: PRICELESS
and then there is a large sign like I have seen as bumper stickers: black background, with a huge white W and beside it the words:
Still
THE PRESIDENT
(underlined in red and then the date,)
NOVEMBER 2, 2004
Man! What class, huh? Not to mention, what AUDACITY! given that their candidate didn't even WIN damn it! Instead of "may the best man win" the theme should have been "the best thief will win". I would give anything to know who sent this just so I could engage them in a battle of the truths - though why, I do not know, since these people wouldn't know the truth if it bit them on the a** if it says something negative about GWB.
Anyone else receive anything like this?!?!?!?
[No. I didn’t receive that letter, DUmmie dmac, but then I wasn’t stupid enough to donate to the Democrats. Have you considered powdering down the letter in order to look for Karl Rove’s fingerprints?]
that is odd...did it seem a mass mailing...they'd spend the money?
[Considering who was on the receiving end, it could also be called an “ass mailing.”]
were the xxx's the amount you personally donated? That would be creepy if they were tracking you personally. If it was generic, well, people are morans. Don't let it get to you.
[Too late. Apparently it HAS gotten to DUmmie dmac.]
Oh no - the x's were definitely the precise amounts I donated to the DNC (thus McAuliffe) and various other Dem candidates, including Kerry of course.
[ALL your stats BELONG to us!]
OMG...that's too creepy!
[A Perfect Rovian Storm.]
Were those YOUR personal donation numbers, the amounts you contributed? Was it bulk mail or did it look more personal? That's pretty fecking funny, actually. (Although I understand why you are mad.) But what a waste of postage, just to piss you off.
[After seeing the incredible level of ANGER elicited from DUmmie dmac, I would say it was a wise investment.]
focus your anger on removing the repugs. we all know they are liars, evil, crass, lack in morality, hypocrites, ...shall I go on. Let's keep on fighting to expose their theft of an election.
[Yes. Think POSITIVE thoughts. Every day, in every little way, I am getting angrier and ANGRIER!!!]
These idiots are really proud of supporting the most evil, hated, non-elected moron on the planet. They are all asswipes with NO working brains. Burn it ASAP.
[Burn, baby, BURN!]
Thats some sick scary, creepy, crap. Sounds like the freepers are sending mail How did they find you?
[We have the private profiles (and addresses) of ALL the DUmmies thanx to DEEEEEP infiltration of DUmmieland.]
Fund-Race! That's it!
I couldn't remember exactly what was in that corner but that was exactly what it was. How did you find this? And does this mean that someone I know sent this? Now I feel sick to my stomach. I think I would rather the Repubs be targeting all Dem contributors rather than think that someone I KNOW would go in and search to find who I supported and for how much, and then to send something so inflammatory.
I wonder sometimes if we will ever be able to really build bridges back to the other side. I have dear friends and family members that are firmly on Conservative turf - and we have all resolved not to discuss politics because it gets too personal and damaging to our relationships. I am finding this painful now. I liked it better when I was just mad.
Posters, please let me know if any of you get one of these. Then I will go back to just being angry.
[But we enjoy watching you at the current ENRAGED level, DUmmie dmac.]
this has got to be the most personally evil thing a person could do to someone. I can't imagine being so personally arrogant to mail something like that to my neighbors. Repigs really are possessed....
[This is even worse than murder.]
It's gotta be someone you know. Maybe someone you argued with, pre-election. No way there's a Repug mass mailing just to say "Ha! Ha!"
[Ha! Ha!]
Have the last laugh...send it to Keith Olbermann via certified snailmail and have him show millions of viewers what moral values it took to do a mass-mailing like that and have MSNBC do a follow-up.
[Even better. Send Keith the link to this edition of the DUmmie Funnies. Perhaps he might want to join the PING List.]
Don't give them the satisfaction of getting mad. Toss it in the trash, burn it in the fireplace, do what you got to do, and then go about your day working against these pricks. Getting you mad is exactly what they're hoping for. If you laugh it off and treat it as the pathetic stunt it is, then they've failed.
[Too late. Since Dummie dmac’s angry wail passed the DUmmie FUnnies auditioning process with flying colors, it has SUCCEEDED!]
Take it to the cops....it's evidence. give photocopies to the media!!!! hand them out to your neighbors (black out the numbers) they'll watch your house for you. dna when they licked the stamp!! get em with science - they hate that!
[Then compare the DNA on the back of the stamp to the DNA of Karl Rove.]
Someone nit-wit just made it up on their own. The "parody" of the credit card ad doesn't even make any real sense as a joke. Why get bent out of shape by slam mail from a bounder? Why give some empty-headed schmuck the satisfaction?
[Apparently the joke worked BEAUTIFULLY on DUmmie dmac.]
Careful now, we don't want to tip them off until Herr Rove's jackbooted unterlings get the re-education camps prepared and enough cattle cars lined up. The word on the street is that the work out there in the Mohave desert is going slower than expected. There seems to be a glitch of some kind in those new gamma ray mind control machines.
So donations are public information and the left is not happy with that?
I guess that they would rather have individuals and corporations being "honest" in holding to contribution limits without any oversight.
Sheesh.
Even cheaper if you put it on a postcard and let the mailman get a chuckle as well.
Zogby is still digging a hole...
Boy! It's gonna be really entertaining to watch their world come crashing down slowly around their ears as the "recount" just reinforces the election results and their conspiracy theories are debunked one painful point at a time.
I would like to be on the DUmmie FUnnies list please.
Sorry about that PING in error.
Well I didn't get that letter (I'd give anything to see one) with the "W Still the President" bumper sticker, but I have received my "W Still the President" hat, my "W Still the President" long sleeved t-shirt and my "W Still the President" coffee cup.
Sheesh, they could have included the bumper sticker and a copy of that letter in the package too. That would have brightened my day even more...
Some people are Morans, but most people are not. There are a lot more Smiths, Jones' and Williams' than Morans.
There are also a lot more morons than Morans. One look at DU or DUFU and you'll see what I mean.
I would argue that one definition of a moron might be someone who desperately wants to use the word in a sentence, but is too inept themselves to be able to spell it correctly.
Peace -
LOL! It sounds like his/her conservative family member has a real sense of humor and just a little bit of disdain.
I liked it the first time I read it in DUFU, I still like it...LOL!!
I guess dmac doesn't know that contribution amounts to the DNC/RNC are available on-line.
Thanks for this edition of the FUnnies.
What a great idea! I think I'll send several of those exact letters out to all my heart broken liberal professors.
Evidence? Of what? A really great idea that I wish I had had (plus the time and money to pull it off)???
...dna when they licked the stamp!!
So DUmmies have never heard of them new-fangled self-adhesive stamps, have they?
get em with science - they hate that!
Yup. Us dumb ol' Red state folk are still baffled by indoor plumbin' and 'lectricity. Somethin' like full-fledged science? Whew, too much for this li'l ol' noggin'. Makes me want to listen to country music while shopping at Wal-Mart.
This DUmmy is so scientifically enlightened that (s)he doesn't realize there haven't been lickable stamps for 3 or 4 years now. The only DNA on the stamp will be that of the old nag who was rendered down for glue.
Was that you? LOL
This is a great site. I'm finding folks I know of, lots with their businesses listed. Could be a good tool in deciding where I spend my money.
I'm guessing, with the palm trees in the background, that that picture was not taken anywhere near New York City.
Shhhh!
Don't tell them that -- they might be able to figure out Karl got the mailing lists from Terry McAuliff.
That is not my style. I enjoy previewing DUFU for PJ the night before. We are often on the same page.
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