Posted on 11/05/2004 3:20:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix
In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we can see that the DUmmies and their Democrat cohorts have learned NOTHING about winning future elections. Yes, DUmmie Zuni starts out on a semi-high note appealing for understanding (actually fooling) Midwestern conservatives so as to include them in the Democrat agenda and vote total. However, the DUmmies quickly reveal their true feelings underneath that mask of “understanding” that Zuni proposes. This THREAD is yet another good reason to read the DUmmie forum (and the Dummie FUnnies) avidly for the DUmmies quickly reveal what they REALLY think beneath the phony public mask such as the one proposed by Zuni. As usual, the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the sage commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
We must not hate ordinary god-fearing midwestern folk just because many of them voted for the wrong man. It is this writing off of them as unsophisticated rubes that allows the GOP to pick up their votes. These people might not be social liberals and might even trust Bush (he does try to act like one of them), but they have human blood and human concerns. If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can. The GOP doesn't help them. But the GOP doesn't look down on them because they have a more traditional attitude. In fact, they exploit it for their agenda.
[Thus spaketh a condescending Zuni as he asks his fellow Dummies to try to appeal to fool midwestern Red State conservatives so the Democrats can finally win some elections. It’s a cynical ploy but at least it does have a faint hint of practicality to it. Unfortunately, Zuni’s fellow DUmmies are so angry about the elections results that they are unable to even put on a fake mask. Observe…]
I'll hate anyone I goddamned please adn religious wack jobs, gun nuts and fascists are at the top of the list.
[You left out Nascar-lovin’, beer-guzzlin’, pickup truck-drivin’ rednecks. But I forgive your oversight.]
F*ck those shitheads. Pull your head out of your ass. These guys hate us. They HATE us. They want to drive us into the sea, and you want us to just give them a break?! F*ck that. And I'm from the Midwest. I know exactly what I'm talking about.
[Go Ahead and Hate your Neighbor,
Go Ahead and Hate your Friend,
Do it in the Name of Heaven,
You can Justify it in the End.]
i have three in my family, mother, father, and especially my brother. i KNOW how these f*ckers think. i love them, but they are now the enemy of democracy
[Is this what is known as a love/hate relationship?]
I live on the west coast. Most of us look at the world differently than land locked Americans do--I imagine many East Coasters do too. Perhaps that is due to the huge diversity of immigrants much earlier on in our history (at both coasts) than what the midwest is only now experiencing?
[Pathetic, knuckle-dragging, ignorant land-locked Americans lacking the huge diversity of immigrants available to us wonderful enlightened souls living on the coasts. But maybe we can fool those flyover country folks just enough to at least WIN one teeny weeny election.]
I dislike them to the extreme because they refuse to listen to reason. If they were truly "God fearing", they would have realized what an evil administration this is. That's about it. They deserve the "hell" that's about to come down upon us. I'm just sorry my kids have to suffer along with the losers.
[Why, oh why, can’t those land-locked fools simply listen to us enlightened people on the coasts? Maybe we should invite them to a few white wine and cheese parties so we can make them realize just how ignorant they are.]
Dude....I don't give a shit anymore. They are dumbass rubes and no amount of sugar coat can change that. I don't want their f*cking vote. I want them to get exactly what they asked for - because this country is headed for rock-bottom and nothing is going to change until we get there. When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it? I'm tired of worrying about the idiots in this country. Let them trash SS, let them have perpetual war, let them have their ridiculous false sense of security that Bush** can prevent another terrorist attack. F*ck them all.
[Whew! For a moment there I thought some of you would fall for Zunis’ proposal of even attempting to work with the ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting for Democrats. Thank you for disabusing me of that silly notion.]
Well, wasn't this yesterday's talking point?
[Yes, I did hear a lot of this yesterday. The premise was that the Democrats had to pretend to understand the concerns of ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting correctly in the future. But please continue…]
We "insulted" the folks so they didn't vote? Screw that. Let me say this as plainly as I can:
[Stand by, folks. Antigone382 is about to let loose with a big blast of bile…]
ANYONE who voted for * is 1) a MORAN! 2) a greedy, bloodthirsty elitist ( just like Jeebus told them to be) and C) the enemy of this nation, her Constitution, and her people who wish to be truly free.
[Don’t stop now, Antigone382. You’re on a ROLL!!!]
If they don't like it, screw them. This is not GOP lite. This is the party of thinkers.
[A party of deep thinkers just like you, Antigone382. GIVE US MORE!]
* won because THEY CHEATED. and the f*cking retards in the midwest and South LET THEM DO IT !!!!!!!F*CK YOU SOUTH> F*CK YOU MIDWEST>
[I’m about to reach DUmmie CLIMAX!!!]
Most especially F*CK YOU GEoRGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[YES! YES! THAT FEELS GOOD! Was it also good for you, Antigone382? And do you have a cigarette?]
Praising the lord in churches apparently, and preaching against certain groups of people and seeking to reduce women to handmaids for Christ and their husbands. So we should be more like them because that is what it takes to win an election. Uh huh--I got it now.
[By George, she's got it!
Now, once again, where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain!]
Sorry I can't be nice to them. Let them rot in their "nice" churches and praise the lord for all the deaths that are to occur and al the injustice that is being meted out in Iraq. Let them continue to praise the lord for death and destruction, for people who will suffer for lack of jobs and for lack of health care. Let them praise the lord for their continued "safety"--hell, there is nothing there that any terrorist would target after all. It is the commies on the coast that will be attacked and that of course, should it happen again, will\ be the lord's justice. I travel around a lot. At one time it was my goal to visit every state in my country to enjoy the people living in each state and meet them up close and personal. I will never spend another penny in any god fearing red state. I am ashamed of my fellow Americans using the lord to vote in a man who claims to be a god practically, while destroying my country. They are stupid, ignorant and prone to be blind followers of an evil man because god speaks to him and god put him in office.
[The Red States Motel Six chain sincerely regrets the loss of your patronage.]
I like the idea above of exacting tax justice on the red states. They are willing to gut every safety net, every step toward justice, equality, fairness, humanity for goddess sake, to keep same sex couples out of the same bed and enforce childbearing, then let them live in the world they choose. Let them starve when they are out of work. Let them sleep in the streets when their farms are forclosed. Maybe then they'll decide that economic justice is more important then who loves whom.
[I like the idea of sowing the Red State soil with salt so they will be unable to grow crops and will starve. Then spread radioactive waste on their lands so those states will be uninhabitable for the next 30,000 years. That will teach them to vote the wrong way in an election. YEAH!]
F*ck everyone who voted for Bush. I hope every calamity known to man hits them.
[Including having to listen to Bruce Springsteen albums for all eternity.]
Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality? TWO percent more republican votes than Democrat's votes recorded in ONE state isn't a referendum on values in America.
[We DEMAND that those ignorant rubes respect us and know that we are not condescending elitists!]
PJ = Every man woman and child in this country should read this stuff. The dems would be lucky to garner 1% of the vote.
"I wonder how they would take to the wacko element insulting their faith?"
Yes, this vitriole from the far left really needs to get in the hands of the red state voters. Direct Mail would be nice. Or PJ-Comix could publish this in a book!!!!
"Does he even have a known e-mail address?"
Try Karl_Rove@evilgenius.com :-)
I have no idea what his email is. I would snail mail a collection of the DUmmis Funnies to him, maybe once a week, care of the White House. UPS or Fed Ex. Seriously, I would.
vice.president@whitehouse.gov
I know Lynn Cheney plays on the web a lot and I wouldn't be surprised if she's a Freeper....
How do these guys keep from getting dizzy with all the spin they're pushing out over there? Latest example:
"CBS News Commentary: Moral Values Malarkey
Posted by XanthaS
Added to homepage Fri Nov 05th 2004, 06:21 PM ET
Let's try to snuff this election's new Big Theory before it becomes Conventional Wisdom, although it's probably too late.
The subject matter is "moral values." The theory is this: Kerry lost because he was very unpopular with people who believe moral values are the most important issues. This group of values voters is growing and Democrats are doomed until they can win them over.
(snip)
While the nexus of issues boiled into the words "moral values" certainly were a big factor in this election, it's being exaggerated partly because of the oddities of the poll itself and partly because the Big Theory conforms with what Republican strategists want you to believe.
First, the poll: If the poll had been worded or constructed only slightly differently, moral values would not have been the top issue. We’re building a worldview out of a small, odd vista.
(snip)
If you want to see a polling hurricane, consider that "terrorism" has never been any kind of concern before. That’s a sea change. No foreign policy or national security has gotten into the top four issues in the last three elections. This year, as we saw, terror and Iraq were the prime issues for more than a third of the voters.
"
Each one of us is responsible for creating fairness wherever or whenever we get the chance. Fairness is an attitude towards your fellow human that requires effort on our part. With the hope that the attitude is reciprocated.
I think this is quite true. Here we have the Democrat party USA, distilled into the DU. It is unfathomably hate-filled, it's ignorant, it has a strong communist orientation, it despises personal freedom and hates any morality properly based in all variety of religious thought, from which any morality naturally arises. Did I mention that it is "arrogant" and "divisive"? DU and the ideas represented there are bankrupt, they lead nowhere or they lead to state control of the citizen. And yet, they revel in it. We need competing ideas, but the Democrat party of this century needs to die.
I think this is quite true. Here we have the Democrat party USA, distilled into the DU. It is unfathomably hate-filled, it's ignorant, it has a strong communist orientation, it despises personal freedom and hates any morality properly based in all variety of religious thought, from which any morality naturally arises. Did I mention that it is "arrogant" and "divisive"? DU and the ideas represented there are bankrupt, they lead nowhere or they lead to state control of the citizen. And yet, they revel in it. We need competing ideas, but the Democrat party of this century needs to die.
Pretty much. I mostly just read the forums on the internet and don't often post. You are only the second person from any forum to comment on my screen name.
Expromissor is a real estate term that is not even listed in most dictionaries. An expromissor is someone who performs an act of expromission... That is the act of binding oneself for another's debt and thereby releasing him from the obligation of that debt.
I don't appreciate the government's "binding me to another's debt" without my consent, so I just added the "ex" prefix to make a subtle statement which you astutely picked up on.
Your father sounds like a wise fellow. :-)
Bump and good luck with the publishing!
First time I ever saw someone type with a lisp.
Wuld you call a DUmmie with 2 or more kids a master baster?
Hooboy. Everything the Right said during the election about the Dimmycrats being radical antiwar nuts was just confirmed. Un-be-freepin'-lieveable.
The guy was a civilian contractor! Killed by some suicidal religious fanatic! (I guess the DU only hate Christian fanatics.)
Hate is poison. Anger is a weapon only to your opponent.
The DU have got some serious consequences coming down on them- both physical and metaphysical. But after reading that thread, I no longer have empathy for them- only pity.
>>" Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality?"
Perhaps it's because we refer to the definition described in the dictionary and the Bible. <<
Christians don't have a monopoly on morality and family values. Hey, I'm a pagan, and I have a stronger moral code than those losers at DU!
To me, sex is sacred, and EVERYTHING has consequences.
To me, ALL life is sacred, and a pregnant woman is one of the most sacred symbols of my faith. Abortion is just plain evil!
To me, homosexuality isn't "wrong"- but it's still uncleanly and stupid.
If we were what the DU accuse us of being, we would favor requiring white conservative women to have not less than three children apiece- and insist on funding birth control and abortion-on-demand for nonwhite and liberal women.
This is how they officially define themselves (from UrbanDictionary.com)
1. progressive: (noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development.
specifically via... *shudder*
First time I ever saw someone type with a lisp.
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LOL!
I scrapbook and I think what I am going to do as I'm making my montage of the election(been saving pictures and things for about a year now) is that I'm going to be sure that I print some of these for posterity and make sure I work on putting them in my book when those Kerry voters are present at a crop so while they are looking at my latest pages, they will have to read what their fellow democrats think of not only us, but them too.
Hey why not, because according to Cameron Diaz rape will be legalized and women will lose their right to vote under a republican administration too.
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