Guatemala used to be a state. It was a long time ago, like, in the 1960's. But then they became too Democratic, so big corporations had them removed from the USA. AT&T owned everything back then, and they beamed instructions into our brains through the phones that we should forget about Guatemala. IBM made all the computers erase all the references to Guatemala on all the tapes, punch cards, and microfiches. A special squad went around to all the libraries and schools and everybody's homes. They said they were checking our gas meters or electric meters or inspecting our coal chutes, and they removed all the books with references to the Great State of Guatemala.
Bobby wanted to do something about it, but they killed him.
Gosh! Thanks for clearing that up! Whew! To think I could have lived the rest of my life not knowing.
You know, I think I may be a displaced Guatemalan. I recently remembered a past life under hypnosis in which I was a Guatemalan princess.
Bow down to me, I am Queen of the 'Rats!
Oooh, my foil hat is glowing!