"Go back to my room!" -DU
Posted on 10/31/2004 5:17:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
In this Halloween edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies are haunted by the prospect of Kerry losing the election this Tuesday. Somehow, in this THREAD, they don’t sound like a very confident bunch despite a few vain attempts at bluster. This edition will give you a taste of the medicine that the DUmmies will be swallowing this Tuesday. So Happy Halloween, DUmmies, and enjoy your treats for now for the big trick will be pulled on you this Tuesday. As usual, the DUmmie howlings are in Bolshevik Red while the tricks and treats provided by your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
What will you do if Kerry loses?
[Break out the champagne, run wild with glee through the streets, and desecrate a Kerry/Edwards sign with recycled tea-tea.]
I will probably be depressed to point of tears and make plans to move to Canada or Europe. Also drink a little to lessen the pain.
[May I recommend Wild Irish Rose, vintage 2004?]
Not gonna happen...
[….until November 2.]
They can only steal it if it is close...I am convinced of that. It will not be close. Kerry will get 200+ EVs and 51%+ pop vote
[And 200+ electoral votes will STILL leave Kerry a loser since you need 270 to win.]
He's not losing. Therefore, I don't have to think about it.
[Hmmm….Not thinking seems to be a dominant DUmmie characteristic.]
Let's not get overconfident, people. This thing could go either way. Plus, let's not forget how dirty and underhanded the Bushites are. Things could get nasty. The only factor that I could think of that will help Kerry is the student voters (18-24). They have cell phones and are polled. Most of them appear to be leaning towards Kerry. Let's hope they will help. Still all of us better watch what the Bushites do.
[One dirty trick that the lousy Bushites are sure to pull is to insist that only registered voters can cast a ballot.]
Relax. Bush is losing ground all over the place. Seniors. Muslim-and Arab-Americans. Cuban-Americans. Everyone who's lost job. True conservatives. Some of the military and more of the veterans.
[Also French, Germans, dogs, cats, and fruit bats. Bush is losing ground among all those groups.]
Moving to Nicaragua regardless
[The Sandinistas are back in power?]
Get drunk, sleep, get back to fighting the intolerant right. We're not going anywhere.
[Good. I need you to stick around for more immortalization in the DUmmie FUnnies.]
1.) Enlist in the revolutionary brigade... if we wimp out and there isn't one, then....
2.) Move my family to Italy. I like the sound of "ex-patriot" more and more these days.
[And I like the sound of “LEAVE” more and more these days.]
if he steals it again you better believe that the revolution will begin. I'd be on the front lines.
[First you better get a permission slip from mommy.]
Take Nov. 3rd off. Make a waterproof protest sign and take to the streets.
[Waterproof sign? What are you going to do? Cover it with a raincoat?]
Withdraw...from all news...including DU...until I have licked my wounds. In 1980 when Reagan beat Carter, it took me two years. When Dukakis lost to Bush, I withdrew for a year or so. After Gore, two years plus.
[Some would argue that you’re STILL withdrawn from reality.]
Try to go to sleep… Wake me in 4 years.
[Could we make that 40 years?]
* would have to cheat but if he did and somehow managed to stay in, we will move for sure. Living in eastern TN has been hard because of people we know. Their values are completely different than ours and has proven problematic.
[I imagine it would be problematic. Your neighbors probably don’t have nose rings and bathe more than once a month. Yes, they would seem to have different values than you.]
If Kerry loses...I will work harder. I will volunteer more. I will stay focused.
[And while you’re at it, could you also mow my lawn?]
3 double scotches on the rocks…
[…and a couple of hits on the crack pipe.]
If Bush manages to win this again, I have every confidence that before the end of the second term, he will do something, be caught at something that is impeachable,and so impeachable that even Republican Congressmen will not dare to not go forward with the impeacment, or if they do, their inaction will result in such hostility that they will lose many seats in the midterm elections. Enough from Democrats to revisit the impeachment.
[Hmm…. It sounds like you’re already had more than a couple of hits on the crack pipe.]
Scotland is paying people to come live there and start families.
[Except for families bearing usable teeth.]
He's gonna win. I dont have to worry about it anymore. I am comfortable now with the fact that John F Kerry will be the 44th President of the Unisted States of America.
[You are correct. Kerry will be President of the Unisted States of America while Bush will be President of the United States of America.]
PING!
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Ah, thank you ONCE again for dredging the sewer to bring us these golden nuggets of hilarity. I've been waiting all evening for tonight's episode.
"They have cell phones and are polled. Most of them appear to be leaning towards Kerry."
OK, I think dude meant AREN'T polled. And if they aren't being polled how on earth does this dude know how they are going to vote? ROFL! Hope springs eternal.
If only it were so.
Americans who served in the military and/or hunt, and have spent years learning how to use weapons proficiently are overwhelmingly Republican.
We need to consider keeping enough Liberals alive to stock our Zoos, so out grandchildren will know what we dealt with.
SO9
I might start a travel agency and specialize in exporting worthless leftists to the third world. If enough of them leave, 2008 might not even be an issue.
You've gotta be kidding me! Hey DUmmy, put the crackpipe down and listen: It takes 270 to win the ballgame! Here is solid proof that leftists know NOTHING about politics. I will agree with this DUmmy. I hope Skerry gets EXACTLY 200 electoral votes putting Bush over the top.
If Bush manages to win this again, I have every confidence that before the end of the second term, he will do something, be caught at something that is impeachable,and so impeachable that even Republican Congressmen will not dare to not go forward with the impeacment, or if they do, their inaction will result in such hostility that they will lose many seats in the midterm elections.Heh heh... wotta buncha 'holes... at least that one said "win this again", which acknowledges that Bush won it last time.
George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per cent
The whole post reminded me of the song "The Freaks Come Out at Night". And not just because it's Halloween! Thanks PJ! I love your sense of humor!
Huge Kerry Crowd Celebrates His Imminent Defeat Enthusiastically/
What To Do When Kerry Loses
MoveOnPlease.org ^ | 10/31/04 | National Lampoon
Posted on 10/31/2004 4:44:37 PM PST by NationalLampoonguy
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1264161/posts
I'm getting the feeling that the DUmmie who started the DUmmie website + his associates have gotten the inside info from the Democrats as to what their REAL polls show and this is part of the gloom that is filtering down as a result. There is another thread about how to behave if Kerry loses.
Diggin low tonight huh?
the DREGS of society as far as I'm concerned.
Coincidence? See the parallel?
Excellent tag line Rightly Biased!
I sense a defeatist theme here. This person has spent at least 5 years in a funk!
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