[Tacis]

While I agree that OBL's death will never be ANNOUNCED for fear of making him a martyr, i prefer to believe there is another step in his career. I like to think that OBL bacame a guest of the US at a resort, perhaps on Diego Garcia, where he has been able to enjoy Yankee hospitality. His IV drip has been chock full of healthy stuff and he has learned to love his hosts, even making an occassional tape at their requests.

When OBL died (even if it hasn't, technically, happened yet) he was committed to the eternal deep with all reverence and respect and weighted down with shot an internal quantities of pig fat, entrails and skin. Golly, that man can talk!!

[databoss]

When OBL was vapourised on that moonless night there were not enough parts left of him, his bodyguards and the donkeys they were riding to forensically ID. They simply disappearred in a cloud of red vapour and dust much like the poor inhabitants of the Twin Towers...justice was served....