Posted on 09/23/2004 4:22:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
In this morning edition of the Dummie Funnies we put the Dummies back on the couch and analyze their continuing obsession with the forged TANG Memos. The analysis and commentary of your humble shrink is in the [brackets]:
It comes down to this, DID BUSH disobey a lawful legal order? Did Bush report to his unit in Alabama? Did bush receive preferential treatment? Now that the CBS flap has occured all thsoe quesetions will NEVER be answered.
[Did you lose your mind to TANG obsession? Did you report this to your Shrink? Did you receive lithium treatment? DAMN CBS for forging the TANG documents because all “thsoe quesetions” will NEVER be answered]
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS! If not, we can fill in the blanks.
[ANSWER THE QUESTIONS! If not, we can forge the documents.]
The Dems should tell the Bush Campaign to shove their questions where the sun don't shine. The only questions that matter are the ones about whether or not W went AWOL.
[Yeah, only TANG obsession matters. Let’s forget questions about foreign and domestic policy. Let’s OBSESS over 30 year old forged memos. It’s the ONLY way to go!]
I think Rove is trying to bring Rather down. If he does, it will be the end of honest journalism for a long time.
[I agree. What kind of world do we live in when an honest journalist like Dan Rather can’t use forged documents to back up his news stories? DAMN THAT KARL ROVE!!!]
But Mike Krempasky does use Roger Stone's emailing system. How he got it, who knows. It shouldn't be hard to make a connection to Krempasky, to Buckhead, to Stone.
[…to Lucy Ramirez, to Officer Krapowski, to the Tooth Fairy, and ULTIMATELY, to KARL ROVE]
the guy who owns the site also uses the same emailing network that stone does. It could just be a coincidence or maybe it's not.
[Is it ever really a coincidence? And I notice that both this guy and Roger Stone breath oxygen. Coincidence or not? You decide.]
These people aren't intelligent enough to keep this a secret. Stone was all over tv because the Bush family ordered him to... James Baker is probably callng the shots again, as he did when he ordered Stone to Florida to work the recount riot. Remember, Stone's ex-wife owns a GRAPHICS company in Florida, thru which he's run money.. and graphics.. hmmm.. like reproducing an document to look old? Hmmmmm...
[And a leprechaun in Texas is faxing fake memos to Karl Rove’s niece. Hmmmm….it’s all starting to fit together. Hmmmmm…]
WHOA.. LOOK AT THE DATE IT WAS CREATED!!!!!! 9/10?? LONG before this story fell apart!!! Keep digging DUers. 9/10!!! That's how many days ago??? 12 days.. long before there was even a hint of Rathergate.
[WOO! HOO! That proves it then. The rightwingers were using the term Rathergate before there was even a Rathergate. This PROVES beyond any doubt that this whole thing was nothing but a plot by Roger Stone and KARL ROVE. Break out the champagne! I’M GONNA CELEBRATE!!!!]
Actually, no. The term rathergate was coined on 9/9 And not by me. PoliPundit was the first to use the phrase, best I can tell. If someone else deserves credit, I'm happy to give it to them.
[DAMN YOU TO HELL! I was all set to celebrate that Rathergate was nothing but a Stone/Rove plot and you had to go and throw cold water on it!]
How would someone take upon themselves to create a "rathergate" website less than 48 hours after the original broadcast? The ISP is owned by a Judicial Watch.. Scaife guy. The guy that owns the domain is a well known republican blogger.. based in Virginia.. Which seems to support legions of political fringers who are supported financial by the darkworld of GOP.
[How? How? How? How could someone come up with the term Rathergate less than 48 hours after the original broadcast?….Unless he reads the Free Republic.]
I really can't figure it out.. why were people already discussing "rathergate"?? When the story was still fresh.
[Why? Why? WHY? ….Unless they were reading the Free Republic.]
They just organized...very quickly. Can't fault them for that. Have to give them kudos, actually. And it doesn't in any way mean they were directly involved in the forging of the Buckhead documents. However, all of them so far, from the SwiftBoat people to the rathergate people, have freerepublic in common.
[Bingo! Give that DUmmie a kewpie doll!]
Quickly organized.. but on whose orders? The site he put up is quite professional. He works for a company that has ties to Scaife. I guess my point is that the term "rathergate" was created before any real shit had hit the fan about the memos... just as "Buckhead" was too quick to blast his posts to FR. I'm convinced this was a setup... and all of these people are playing a role in taking down Dan Rather... and diverting attention away from the fact that Bush did not fulfill his service obligations. Actually, I don't care about the Bush stuff right now, I care about the setup.
[Whose orders? Need you ask? The answer is KARL ROVE. And since you care about the setup let’s not forget the role of Lucy Ramirez who gave Bill Burkett a tinfoil hat at the Abilene, TX Kinkos.]
I AM, however, interested in how this Krempasky guy KNEW to register that name on the 10th. WHO told him that this would blow up on Rather?? NO ONE but the people who perpetrated the scam would know... even if Rather had simply done the story and pissed off the GOP faithful, that would NOT be called "rathergate", it would be called "firerather" or something. No.. this smells very badly.. and the company listed on the WHO IS is connected with none other than Scaife, who has been involved with other things to take Kerry down. I'm not letting them win...
[NO ONE but the people who perpetrated the scam would know…unless they read one of the dozens of blogs on the web. I disagree strongly, however, that it would be called “firerather.” It would definitely be called “ratherfired.” Let’s get to the bottom of this. I’m not letting them win. Our TANG obsession MUST be fulfilled!!!]
Can't let them get away with setting people up to destroy them.
[Can’t! Can’t CAN’T! We CAN’T let them get away with it! Someday the Coyote WILL catch the Roadrunner!!!]
This is the pattern of Bush*/Rove when something very politically provocative is about to break against them -- create a smoke screen to obliterate it. Hence, Rathergate. What do you think?
[What do I think? I think it’s time for your Lithium treatment before we let you back out into the Happy Farms play yard with your butterfly net.]
It was a set-up from the beginning -- the brainchild of Rove. They are laughing hysterically over it.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOO! HOO! HOO! HEE! HEE! HEE!]
Wish I had a year to work on this.... the research on this stuff thrills me. I find your tidbits fascinating on this thread... keep 'em coming! This is like one, loosely woven spider web, and we're inching our way to the center.
[Hell, I wish I had a CENTURY to work on this. The research on this gives me tiny little goosebumps all up and down my body. I just can’t get enough TANG minutia to fulfill my obsession with this…. Now let’s see…Let’s check out all women in Texas with the initials L.R. since that matches up with Lucy Ramirez…]
PING!
Okay, I'll put you on the PING list. And tell your friends about the DUmmie FUnnies. It will be a regular feature.
Please include me. Reading the crazy rantings of lunatics is one of the ways I confirm my own sanity.
Please add me to the list. I love it!!
These people are are trying so hard to duplicate what Free Republic did within hours of the 60 minutes II story.....Absolute certifiable-nutcases!
Is there a Doctor in the House?
Hey, DUmmies, keep thsoe quesetions [sic] coming!
I'd like to be on it.. always a good read...
Well, you have at least several weeks more to savor Rathergate.
Okay. I added you to the PING list. Not only is reading DUmmie insanity informative but, more importantly, it is FUNNY!
Bless you, PJ! You've given me my much needed laugh of the day!
Gimme ping, please!
The Rathergate threads might be funny, but I don't find anything funny about their discussion of Allawi and their predictions of his death. It is more hoping for disaster for America and now for Iraq. These people are really dispicable.
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