Kerry's Teleportation Revelation Shocks World

The Zottenkitten Zeitung ^ | August 11, 2004 | V. K. Bestertester

[JulieRNR21]

My Siamese 'Georgio W. Bush' is not buying Kerry's 'nuances'....He's getting ready to zot him.....LOL!

[Calpernia]

Were you involved in the 'thingy' project ;)

[Fiddlstix]

Ping

[nicmarlo]

fofl!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[RadioAstronomer]

Were you involved in the 'thingy' project ;)

Hmmm...................... noooooo. hehehehe

[Remington Rebel]

OH MY!! thanks for the laugh! ;^)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Kerry Lies

War Criminal or War Hero,
See both you cannot be.
You claimed you burned a village,
Sounds like a crime to me.
Cambodia in Sixty-Eight,
You say that you were there.
You said Nixon said you weren’t,
Just why would Nixon care?
He wasn’t even president,
Till Nineteen Sixty-Nine.
But details never bother you,
Bold lies do suit you fine.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
A Bronze and Silver Star.
Then home you came, threw them away,
But look now, there they are.
You testified with still more lies,
About brave fighting men.
The things you claimed that they did,
Just aren’t true now or then.
So tell us please John Kerry,
Which lie we should believe.
Oh what a tangled web you’ve weaved,
You practice to deceive.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/10/2004