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Kerry's Teleportation Revelation Shocks World
The Zottenkitten Zeitung ^
| August 11, 2004
| V. K. Bestertester
Posted on 08/11/2004 9:29:08 AM PDT by timpad
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The scoop on Kerry and Cambodia
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posted on
08/11/2004 9:29:17 AM PDT
by
timpad
To: MeekOneGOP; trussell; Brad's Gramma; King Prout
Looks like Bestertester has solved the mystery...
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posted on
08/11/2004 9:31:12 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: timpad; Grampa Dave; Ernest_at_the_Beach; glock rocks; Mo1
There are people out there, who'd actually BUY this!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let's email it around and see what happens, she says in her evil voice....
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posted on
08/11/2004 9:34:57 AM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could vote.......)
To: timpad
It's all a mistaken recollection.
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posted on
08/11/2004 9:35:21 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Is what I'm living right now just going to be one big "mistaken recollection?")
To: timpad
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posted on
08/11/2004 9:51:48 AM PDT
by
tdadams
(If there were no problems, politicians would have to invent them... wait, they already do.)
To: timpad
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:02:32 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: timpad
The Right Stuff versus The Wrong Stuff 
Any Questions?
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:06:57 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Has the Franchurian Dork candidate, le Jacquestrap Kerri ever not lied to Americans!")
To: timpad; MeekOneGOP; PhilDragoo; Ernest_at_the_Beach; PhiKapMom; onyx; Brad's Gramma
Look it is the rare Cambodian Christmas Hamster, Moi al Kerri. It appeared only once in Cambodia on Christmas in 1968 while on a secret CIA mission. Now we know that it was time traveled back and forth with the top secret Teleporter. 
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:10:48 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Has the Franchurian Dork candidate, le Jacquestrap Kerri ever not lied to Americans!")
To: King Prout
Hehehehehe besides the Internet the libs probably hate photoshop too.
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:32:53 AM PDT
by
cyborg
To: jriemer; 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer; MEG33; cavtrooper21; Hat-Trick; LibKill; Dallas59; ...
Zottenkitten Zeitung ping
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:48:57 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: timpad
PRET-ty funny, Tim! Nicely done!
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posted on
08/11/2004 10:54:26 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My military service is honorable - whether you agree or not...)
To: Grampa Dave
Moi al KerriOH MY GOSH! LOL!!!!!
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posted on
08/11/2004 11:24:27 AM PDT
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Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could vote.......)
To: timpad; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; ...
Komen...
THat is Hillarious!
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posted on
08/11/2004 11:54:29 AM PDT
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Zavien Doombringer
(Democrat=lights off and everyone home)
To: Brad's Gramma; Grampa Dave; timpad; NormsRevenge; blam; Dog; Coop; Howlin; McGavin999; ...
Former National Security Adviser Rocky Bergman also laughed the idea off. "According to this report in my left sock, matter teleportation was investigated during the Viet Nam era, but helicopters proved more cost-efficient." Dox in Sox caper, why it happened!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
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posted on
08/11/2004 1:39:40 PM PDT
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
LMAO ... love the Siamzilla one too.
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posted on
08/11/2004 1:55:45 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi .. Proud member of the FR Special Ops manuremovers crew .. moving manure&opinion since '96)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Now that is one big mean looking Viking Super Kitty!
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posted on
08/11/2004 2:42:47 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Has the Franchurian Dork candidate, le Jacquestrap Kerri ever not lied to Americans!")
To: timpad; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; nicmarlo; Happy2BMe; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave; ...
hahahaha!Excerpt:
Kerry's Teleportation Revelation Shocks World
In stunning announcement, candidate blows lid off top secret Pentagon project
By V.K. Bestertester, Staff Writer
FRESNO, CA — In a shocking revelation, John Kerry exposed a decades-old Department of Defense secret: Matter teleportation devices have been in use by the US Navy since at least 1968.
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Above: Kerry Shown Entering Teleporter |
"The Navy sent me on a top-secret mission into Cambodia using one of these thingys." Kerry revealed. "They wanted to slip me and some Special Forces guys across the border without anyone, even my shipmates, knowing about it. So, they brought this device out on to the river on Christmas Eve 1968. We were anchored about 50 miles from the Cambodian border at the time. I was ordered to go the the roof of my Swift Boat with my hookah, er, tape recorder and just close my eyes. Next thing I know, there's a buzzing sound and poof! I was in Cambodia."
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08/11/2004 3:32:01 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP; PhilDragoo; Ragtime Cowgirl; Cindy; SusanTK; AdmSmith; Valin; Luis Gonzalez; ...
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posted on
08/11/2004 4:16:13 PM PDT
by
Smartass
( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió.)
To: MeekOneGOP
That oughta get Kerry the all-important bimbo Playboy bunny swing vote (about 10 votes there I believe).
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posted on
08/11/2004 4:20:08 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: timpad
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posted on
08/11/2004 4:21:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("No Hamster Aspirators Here!" -Vote Dubya, he doesn't artificially aspirate hamsters.)
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