Posted on 06/23/2004 6:26:51 PM PDT by ABUTOM
PRE VIDEO TAPE YOUR LAST MESSAGE BEFORE GOING TO SAUDI. WHILE I AM STILL IN AN AMERICAN FRAME OF MIND AND BEFORE THE NAFOOD DEMONCRATS CUT MY TONGUE OUT HALF ALIVE ON CNN. I WOULD LIKE TO PRE VIDEO MY LAST WORDS. FOX CAN PLAY IT WHILE MSNBC DOES THE BILL MAHER PLO MAMBO.
SO HERE WE GO. AL QUEDA HAS GIVEN WOLF BLITZER RASFANJANI AND DAN RATHER AT THE DEMONCRAT CONVENTION A VIDEO OF CAPTAIN BOYCOTT WHO WAS BETRAYED BY 48 FLAG BURNING SENATORS 40 DAYS BEFORE 911, SJR7 AND IS NOW SEEN WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS DOTTED LINE NECK.
MY FELLOW AMERICANS PLEASE DISREGARD MY SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF THE CROTCH LESS PANTY HEADS. I KNEW THIS DAY COULD COME AND I WANT YOU TO SPEND MY LAST FINAL HOUR WITH ME. BEFORE I TURN TO GOD TO ASK HIS FORGIVENESS FOR MY LIFE OF SIN AND GREAT TIMES. I ASK THAT YOU JOIN ME IN SAYING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST AMEN. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY FOR WHICH IT STANDS. ONE NATION INVISIBLE (MAY FRANCE NEVER SEE WHAT HIT THEM) UNDER GOD WITH LIBERTY UNDER GOD AND JUSTICE FOR ALL UNDER GOD. SO HELP ME GOD.
THE J-DAM COORDINATES ARE 8TH RING ROAD 4TH HOUSE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STREET. FOR THE HEAVENLY RECORD THIS IS MY CALL. DUMP EVERYTHING ON MY POD. NEW YORK SUPER DUPER WAQBAH! ALLAH BLESS AMERICA! WE STILL HAVE TIME TO SING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER. PLEASE DON'T GIVE THE WORDS TO THE DEMONCRATS. LET THEM KEEP ON LIP SINKING.
Ummmmm okay
CALM DOWN!
I'm guessing a stroke.
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What, you don't understand ALLCAPS? It's quite an expressive language, actually.
I'll say it's expressive! LOL
"SO HERE WE GO. AL QUEDA HAS GIVEN WOLF BLITZER RASFANJANI AND DAN RATHER AT THE DEMONCRAT CONVENTION A VIDEO OF CAPTAIN BOYCOTT WHO WAS BETRAYED BY 48 FLAG BURNING SENATORS 40 DAYS BEFORE 911, SJR7 AND IS NOW SEEN WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS DOTTED LINE NECK. "
WHHAAAATTT???
Moved to chat?
Now you're really DOOMED!
Doomed.
LOL! That picture makes me laugh every time I see it!
Now moved to Bloggers?
Now you're truly DOOMED!
Doomed.
LOL
DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOMED!
DOOMED! RAFSANJANI! DOOMED!
DOOMED! FREDERICKS! DOOMED!
Hmmm....I think you're thinking of someone else.
This man (can't remember his name) is British, I think.
Where does FREDERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD come into this?
LOL. Doomed, but what a way to go...
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