[Right Wing Professor]

I can't believe there are people still writing this stuff. It's so Thirty Years War.

I did like the 'check this box for eternal life' bit at the end, though.

[Physicist]

I did like the 'check this box for eternal life' bit at the end, though.

Feh. I got "JavaScript Error: myImmortalSoul.rapture() method undefined". Time to update my browser.

[VadeRetro]

I can't believe there are people still writing this stuff. It's so Thirty Years War.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Whew!

[headsonpikes]

"I did like the 'check this box for eternal life' bit at the end..."

It's part of the new Dispensation, usually accompanied by a 'check in the mail'.