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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: exmarine; Doctor Stochastic
If we don't, will we hurt the feelings of "science"?

Ironically, one of the complaints is that the anti-evos are Christian-bashers by their own definition. I think the Doctor's criticism is dead on.

Oooo! I liked typing, "The Doctor".

781 posted on 07/29/2003 7:47:56 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Alamo-Girl
It was when I noticed that the most staid and respected posters on this forum were being affected by it – that it got my attention. There are always squeaky wheels, but the anchors have never budged … until recently.

You have taken yourself out of the loop on being part of the solution.

782 posted on 07/29/2003 7:48:35 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: conservababeJen; All; Alamo-Girl; betty boop; Junior; PatrickHenry; Right Wing Professor; ...
Re: agreement. (apologies to those not on the ping list) I can agree to a ban on certain hot words (liar, troll, creatinoid, evotard, etc.) but not to a ban on ideas.

The basic problem is that the two sides are never going to agree on the object of knowledge or standards of evidence. Science, whether conducted by Christians, Hindus or atheists, seeks to find and quantify the regularities of nature, the aspects that are uniform over time. Religion looks for unique events that signify the hand of God. Science, by its nature, dismisses miracles, even when it can't explain a phenomenon. This is simply the way it works -- always assume that events are the result of uniform laws. The assumptions and thought processes of scientists are automatic in this regard.there really isn't ever going to be a science that seeks to prove miracles. The scientific mind is always going to assume that unexplainable phenomena are simply not yet understood.

Returning to the topic of the proposed agreement: We can tone down the rhetoric and remove name-calling from the threads, but we are not going to eliminate the friction caused by questioning each others sources and witnesses.

783 posted on 07/29/2003 7:50:15 AM PDT by js1138
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To: Alamo-Girl
Indeed. I will not interfere with another Christian’s mission or belief.

Anyone should still be allowed to see what's there. I won't have a God who gave me eyes and a brain and then says, "Don't use them."

784 posted on 07/29/2003 7:50:36 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro; Alamo-Girl
I suspect she is speaking of herself as an anchor. Perhaps she feels the undertow of the trolls.

Let's stay above this fray and continue the scientific discourse that appeals to the reasoned among us.

785 posted on 07/29/2003 7:52:04 AM PDT by Nebullis
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To: Alamo-Girl
We Fundamentalist Christians share the same Spirit and thus agree on spiritual matters ...

Are you really sure you see the same visions when you munch the wafers?

786 posted on 07/29/2003 7:52:08 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: general_re; Doctor Stochastic; VadeRetro; RadioAstronomer
ping to 783 if I missed you
787 posted on 07/29/2003 7:53:48 AM PDT by js1138
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To: ALS
I'm game and willing to let it all be forgiven and a memory if we can ALL agree to address and resolve this issue.

You have no credibility to make peace. None.

How do you get credibility back when you've dashed it against the wall with every post of every thread? You don't.

788 posted on 07/29/2003 7:54:41 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: exmarine
Why not use the Pavlov's Dog approach? That's where people learn to keep themselves under control after having their threads repeatedly pulled? I like that solution myself.

Actually, I suspect that's what we're seeing today. As far as I know, no crevo threads have been pulled in about 10 days, since this thread: Unlikely group may revive Darwin debate [Evolution v. creationism], which died on the 18th. Everyone's afraid to hit the abuse button, since the thread gets pulled, and blame is assigned to the other side for pushing it. Though, we have been seeing the rare post be pulled nowadays.

789 posted on 07/29/2003 7:54:53 AM PDT by ThinkPlease (Fortune Favors the Bold!)
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To: ALS
ping to 783
790 posted on 07/29/2003 7:55:43 AM PDT by js1138
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To: js1138
I agree with you.
791 posted on 07/29/2003 7:56:37 AM PDT by ThinkPlease (Fortune Favors the Bold!)
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To: conservababeJen; Alamo-Girl; betty boop; ALS; js1138; BMCDA; CobaltBlue; ThinkPlease; ...
Alamo-girl is the most neutral of everyone here

That's your opinion, which is not necessarily shared by all.

Before we really even get into who it seems to me it would be useful to define what we are discussing.

My understanding is that we are not talking about limiting content, but form.

For example, I would not sign onto anything that didn't clearly state that calling men "girls" or "peeing chihuahuas" or suggesting that they are fags is strictly verboten.

You may call this fighting fire with fire but I fail to see the fire that calls for this behavior.

792 posted on 07/29/2003 7:57:24 AM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: VadeRetro
The bashing of militant creationists in general is not Christian-bashing, even if we ignore the existence of Muslim and Hindu creationists. There are just too many people who think they are Christians who don't attack evolution.

I see...if the Christian is meek, acquiescent, and obsequious, THAT sort of Christian is acceptable. But the Christian who is uppity, i.e. assertive, outspoken, probing, and challenging, SHOULD BE bashed. Somehow that doesn't sound ethically equitable...

793 posted on 07/29/2003 7:57:57 AM PDT by exmarine
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To: conservababeJen; Alamo-Girl
Alamo-girl is the most neutral of everyone here.

She's nicer than you, C-Jen. She's no saner. She's nothing approaching neutral and, if she's not part of the problem, she's certainly never going to be part of the solution.

794 posted on 07/29/2003 7:59:28 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: ThinkPlease
Y'all can do what you want, but I will report all abuse. Let that be a warning to everyone here.
795 posted on 07/29/2003 7:59:33 AM PDT by exmarine
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To: exmarine
I see...if the Christian is meek, acquiescent, and obsequious, THAT sort of Christian is acceptable.

That's pretty much what Jesus said, anyway.

796 posted on 07/29/2003 8:00:20 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: VadeRetro
Are you really sure you see the same visions when you munch the wafers?

This is thinly-veiled ridicule. You just can't help yourself can you?

797 posted on 07/29/2003 8:01:25 AM PDT by exmarine
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To: Physicist
That's pretty much what Jesus said, anyway.

Jesus was far from obsequious and acquiescent, and I use the word "meek" in the worldly cowardly sense, not the biblical sense.

798 posted on 07/29/2003 8:03:47 AM PDT by exmarine
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To: Condorman
Does pointing out that the creationist camp (of any flavor) brings nothing to the science table count as "Christian bashing"?

Ping to 783.

For any agreement to work there needs to be some understanding of how science "thinks". There at least a couple of posts on this page indicating that scientific thinking is inherently anti-Christian, inherently evil, inherently anti-conservative.

This is, without using hot words, a form of name-calling. Any agreement that has a chance of working has to ban the tactic of conflating science (or religion) with evildoers, liberals, totalitarians. This is just name-calling in disguise.

799 posted on 07/29/2003 8:05:30 AM PDT by js1138
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To: exmarine
No he can't. And it's not veiled.
800 posted on 07/29/2003 8:07:17 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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