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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: RightWingNilla
Your original request for a falsification of common descent has morphed into your current argument that we cannot assume mutations are responsible for driving evolution.

Actually, all I said was: 'Regarding the claim that "all life on earth is descended from one (or very few) common ancestor(s)" -- how is that falsifiable?' Your response has been roughly "well, the DNA is related, ergo they have only one (or few) common ancestors." The counter to that is that it may well be turtles all the way down, if you get the allusion.

It is safe to assume that the phenotypic differences between organisms is due to mutation.

That is the point. You assert it is safe to assume that. I assert there is a lack of proof, and therefore it is not safe to assume that.

2,061 posted on 08/09/2003 7:19:40 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: dark_lord
Am I stil allowed to post a placemarker?
2,062 posted on 08/09/2003 7:23:47 PM PDT by js1138
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To: Alamo-Girl
"That's very interesting, NewLand! Do you collect advertising copy? I just love the travel stops that decorate with nostalgia, especially from the 60's."

No...actually, I was just FReepin' and thinking about something that would represent 'happy family' and my wife had the stereo on...The Cowsills were on and I just Googled to their web site and kept clicking until I found this!

Glad you liked it...I'll be sure to pass along anything else I find.

2,063 posted on 08/09/2003 7:24:38 PM PDT by NewLand (Just Enjoying Science Under Scrutiny)
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To: RightWingNilla
It took some creative directors to give his vision a wide appeal. Minority Report is another movie.

Yes, that's another one! His daughters have have made out better than he ever did from his brilliance!

2,064 posted on 08/09/2003 7:25:27 PM PDT by balrog666 (Religions change; beer and wine remain.)
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To: Virginia-American
Consider the case of sickle-cell and thalassemia. These are two different mutations of one of the genes responsible for hemoglobin. Sickle-cell is found in equatorial Africa, and thalassemia around the Mediterranian. If you have two copies of the sickle-cell gene, you have the disease sickle-cell anemia, and are much less likely to pass your genes on. Ditto for thalassemia. But if you just have one copy of the gene, you have no ill effects. However, you are also resistant to malaria. And so, in true Darwinian fashion, the genes are found in a large proportion of people in malarial zones, and are very rare elsewhere. Are these mutations beneficial or not? The answer depends on how much malaria is in your environment.

And I will counter, this also implies ID at least as much as it implies TOE. After all, if you needed to reach in and write a hack that would meet a need in one environment and not another, it is there that it would be written. Actually, I cannot think of a case that appears to fit TOE that does not fit ID. The difference between us, I think, is that you believe the former is a theory and the latter is a faith. I assert that neither is a valid theory, and that both are faiths.

2,065 posted on 08/09/2003 7:27:25 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: Aric2000
Science not only considers Evolution a done deal as far as having been pretty much proven, but it is the basis of most biological sciences.

I don't agree with this point, for the following reasons:

(1) There ain't no such thing as "Science" having an opinion on anything, there are only opinions held by individual scientists.
(2) It is not the basis of most biological sciences. Genetics, physiology, ecology -- those are the basis for the biological sciences. If the TOE didn't exist the biological sciences wouldn't even notice. The only thing that is really dependent on TOE is threads like this one.

2,066 posted on 08/09/2003 7:31:32 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: js1138
Am I stil allowed to post a placemarker?

How the heck do I know? I use a web browser anyway, a placemarker means nothing to me.

2,067 posted on 08/09/2003 7:33:11 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: js1138
One a week max, and it must include an admission of all your previous week's fallacies :)
2,068 posted on 08/09/2003 7:37:07 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: js1138
and do try to keep it under 1,000 words..
2,069 posted on 08/09/2003 7:38:55 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: PatrickHenry
spin-free placemarker
2,070 posted on 08/09/2003 7:42:05 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
there's a first!

congratulations

shall we have it framed?
2,071 posted on 08/09/2003 7:44:08 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS; Stultis
More of Pannekoekian yin & yang (insight & foolishness):

In "IX. Animal Organs and Human Tools", Pannekoek makes an interesting observation:

In animal organs and human tools we have the main difference between men and animals. The animal obtains its food and subdues its enemies with its own bodily organs; man does the same thing with the aid of tools. Organ (organon) is a Greek word which also means tools. Organs are natural, adnated (grown-on) tools of the animal. Tools are the artificial organs of men. Better still, what the organ is to the animal, the hand and tool is to man. The hands and tools perform the functions that the animal must perform with its own organs. Owing to the construction of the hand to hold various tools, it becomes a general organ adapted to all kinds of work; it becomes therefore an organ that can perform a variety of functions.

Pannekoek argues that our generic hands helped pave the way for the rise of our tool-using ability. Our hands make bad hooves, and bad knives (as in a cougar's claws), but they're great for holding a tool by which we can simulate either as the need arises. As I say, an interesting point. (I don't know if any of these observations were original to Pannekoek. Perhaps Stultis can help here.) Anyway, he goes on:

In the animal world there is also a continuous development and perfection of organs. This development, however, is connected with the changes of the animal’ s body, which makes the development of the organs infinitely slow, as dictated by biological laws. In the development of the organic world, thousands of years amount to nothing. Man, however, by transferring his organic development upon external objects has been able to free himself from the chain of biologic law. Tools can be transformed quickly, and technique makes such rapid strides that, in comparison with the development of animal organs, it must be called marvelous. Owing to this new road, man has been able, within the short period of a few thousand years, to rise above the highest animal. With the invention of these implements, man got to be a divine power, and he takes possession of the earth as his exclusive dominion. The peaceful and hitherto unhindered development of the organic world ceases to develop according to the Darwinian theory. It is man that acts as breeder, tamer, cultivator; and it is man that does the weeding. It is man that changes the entire environment, making the further forms of plants and animals suit his aim and will.

Again, this is interesting, and today at least should be self-evident to everyone, and hardly controversial. Let's go on:

With the origin of tools, further changes in- the human body cease. The human organs remain what they were, with the exception of the brain. The human brain had to develop together with tools;

So far, so good...

and, in fact, we see that the difference between the higher and lower races of mankind consists mainly in the contents of their brains.

Oooh, not good! If "the human brain had to develop together with tools", then the "higher and lower races" should have different-sized brains. He is, after all, talking about what physical parts of our bodies had to evolve & which parts didn't. Very strange...

But even the development of this organ had to stop at a certain stage. Since the beginning of civilization, the functions of the brain are ever more taken away by some artificial means; science is treasured up in books. Our reasoning faculty of today is not much better than the one possessed by the Greeks, Romans or even the Teutons, but our knowledge has grown immensely, and this is greatly due to the fact that the mental organ was unburdened by its substitutes, the books.

Now he's getting really confused. He's saying that putting our knowledge down in books means we don't have to be as smart as we used to. Presumably he means we don't have to remember as many facts in our heads now that we can look them up in books - which is true enough - and therefore the evolutionary pressure towards bigger brains has ended. Say what??? We still have to read & understand the darn things! Then we have to integrate the knowledge contained therein & generate some new ideas from them. New books don't write themselves, ya know. I wonder if he said this in order to blunt the racism of his previous sentence. Or maybe he just got confused.

Pannekoek then argues that biological evolution is really about the survival of the fittest organs. Now, I've heard of the arguments between those who think that natural selection selects between genes, individuals, and species - but this is the first time I've heard someone argue that the organ is the unit of selection. Hey, I think chromosomes are units of selection to some extent - and who knows? Maybe there is selection going on at all those levels. Again, an interesting passage.

But then, thinking he's found a significant insight into biological evolution, Pannekoek tries to find the same pattern in the area of social development - (something he warned against earlier in the article):

Let us now ask the same question about the }1Uman world. Men do not struggle by means of their natural organs, but by means of artificial organs, by means of tools (and in weapons we must understand tools). Here, too, the principle of perfection and the weeding out of the imperfect, through struggle, holds true. The tools struggle, and this leads to the ever greater perfection of tools. Those groups of tribes that use better tools and weapons can best secure their maintenance, and when it comes to a direct struggle with another race! the race that is better equipped with artificial tools will win. Those races whose technical aids are better developed. can drive out or subdue those whose artificial aids are not developed. The European race dominates because its external aids are better.

So here he's claiming that in the "evolution" of societies, the unit of selection is the tool. OK, fair enough. One could run with that idea & maybe generate some insights into history. But if the tool is the unit of selection in societies' evolution, then where does that leave the economic class? Shouldn't societal progress hinge on the struggle of new inventions against the old? But then "the Inventors' Struggle" doesn't quite have the same ring as "the Class Struggle", does it? It's not exactly the sort of concept that will fire the passions of the middle-class leftist intellectual mad at the world sitting in a Seattle coffeshop French cafe. Methinks Pannekoek would get himself into big trouble if he pursued this line of thought, especially if he ever moved to the USSR. Look at what happened to the Darwinist biologists under Stalin & Lysenko. But I digress...

Here we see that the principle of the struggle for existence, formulated by Darwin and emphasized by Spencer, has a different effect on men than on animals. The principle that struggle leads to the perfection of the weapons used in the strife, leads to different results between men and animals. In the animal, it leads to a continuous development of natural organs; that is the foundation of the theory of descent, the essence of Darwinism. In men, it leads to a continuous development of tools, of the means of production. This, however, is the foundation of Marxism. Here we see that Marxism and Darwinism are not two independent theories, each of which applies to its special domain, without having anything in common with the other. In reality, the same principle underlies both theories. They form one unit. The new course taken by men, the substitution of tools for natural organs, causes this fundamental principle to manifest itself differently in the two domains; that of the animal world to develop according to Darwinians principle, while among mankind the Marxian principle applies. When men freed themselves from the animal world, the development of tools and productive methods, the division of labor and knowledge became the propelling force in social development. It is these that brought about the various systems, such as primitive communism, the peasant system, the beginnings of commodity production, feudalism, and now modern capitalism, and which bring us ever nearer to Socialism.

The snippet in bold you'll recognize as ALS's quote from 2016. But the "same principle" that supposedly "underlies both theories" is merely Pannekoek's anti-revolutionary theory that the tool is the unit of societal selection. Ah, but at the last minute Pannekoek saves himself from the Gulag as he slaps on an assertion that this natural selection of tools somehow gave rise to the inevitable, predictable progression (sort of a "Great Chain of Being") of societies with its culmination in Socialism.

Again, the Marxist Pannekoek's comparison of Darwinism to Marxism is purely by analogy. It's a cargo-cult justification for Marxism. "See, in biological evolution the organ is the unit of selection, and in history the tool is the unit of selection, and the resulting technological progress causes the inevitable progression of economic classes to communism, and it's all scientific because a little piece of it looks superficially like biological evolution!"

2,072 posted on 08/09/2003 7:45:41 PM PDT by jennyp (Science thread posters: I've signed The Agreement. Have you?)
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To: dark_lord
Your response has been roughly "well, the DNA is related, ergo they have only one (or few) common ancestors."

No no no!

I said if the DNA between all oragnisms differed, then it would falsify common descent. I did not set out to prove common descent, only to establish a criterion to falsify it. Do you not see the difference?

You assert it is safe to assume that.

Yes, and then I provided you evidence for my assertions. Not "proof" mind you, but evidence. And I have plenty more where that one example came from.

2,073 posted on 08/09/2003 7:46:56 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: gore3000
It may be hard, but I think it has been falsified, here's why: while evolutionists say the above there is no such thing as 'given enough time'. According to their own statements which they agree to we have the following: life has been on earth some 4.5 billion years, mammals separated from reptiles some 150-200 million years ago, man separated from apes some 10 million years ago. Let's take the last two. Since the mammalian genome is some 50% different than the reptilian one that means that in that time there would have had to be a minimum of 7.5 beneficial mutations per year (3 billion dna base pairs/2/200million). Since the human genome is some 5% different from that of the apes, that would mean some 15 beneficial mutations a year. Since we have yet to see the first beneficial mutation in some 150 years of looking for them (and not just in men and mammals but in uncountable numbers of the over a million species alive today) it is fair to say that evolution has been scientifically refuted.

Hmmm...2 points to consider here, however. 1st of all, is your information that the reptile genome and the mammal genome are 50% different accurate? And what do you mean by 50% different? Related to that, the fossil record shows long periods with no changes, and then WHAMO, huge changes suddenly appear. I argue with the TOE proponents (who push the concept of long periods of gradual microevoluion) that the fossil record does not back that up, but -- those huge changes could cause the big differences you cite. Cause? Unknown.

Secondly, beneficial mutations are defined as providing selective advantage in either having more surviving offspring, or in having offspring that survive better. However this is something that is hard to see in the wild, since something as small as a slight change in color in a birds pin feathers might make it a more attractive mate. Who would notice in 150 only years?

2,074 posted on 08/09/2003 7:46:58 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: dark_lord; Aric2000
If the TOE didn't exist the biological sciences wouldn't even notice.

This is patently false. Let me tell you that nothing would make much sense in biology if it wasn't tied together by evolution, and yes working biologists put the theory to use on a very regular basis.

2,075 posted on 08/09/2003 7:50:06 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RightWingNilla
I said if the DNA between all oragnisms differed, then it would falsify common descent. I did not set out to prove common descent, only to establish a criterion to falsify it. Do you not see the difference?

Yes. Of course, that criterion doesn't falsify ID or the alien zoo dump, either.

2,076 posted on 08/09/2003 7:53:41 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: RightWingNilla
Let me tell you that nothing would make much sense in biology if it wasn't tied together by evolution, and yes working biologists put the theory to use on a very regular basis.

Okay, I'll bite. Give three examples where they use the theory on a regular basis. I bet any or all of the examples can be answered by genetics, ecology, physiology, or any of the other practical sciences.

2,077 posted on 08/09/2003 7:55:25 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: CobaltBlue
Great book, lousy movie came from it.

I had hoped that "The Man in the High Castle" or "Our Friends from Prolix 8" or even "Solar Lottery" could have been made into a good movie. I don't think that "A Maze of Death" would make it now; it's too dark.

Dick is one of the two SF authors I kept when I sold off my collection.
2,078 posted on 08/09/2003 7:56:19 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: jennyp
Still stuck on putting all your faith in a Marxist it seems.

I'm sure you could sit for hours just drooling over his every word, but the only thing that matters is that he validates the Marxist embrace of evolution. The rest of his Marxist screed is nothing a conservative wishes to take to heart, as you have.

However, I suppose since you already know that Marx was endeared to Darwin for his anti-God theory, and you are just dancing for a hopefully clueless lurker or two, let's lay out some more facts.

This is from a NewsMax.com article:

Historically, Darwinism has had some deadly effects, especially beyond our shores. Karl Marx said: "Darwin's book is very important and serves me as a basis in natural science for the class struggle in history."

Soviet dictator Josef Stalin murdered millions. In 1940, a book was published in Moscow entitled "Landmarks in the Life of Stalin." In it we read:
At a very early age, while still a pupil in the ecclesiastical school, Comrade Stalin developed a critical mind and revolutionary sentiments. He began to read Darwin and became an atheist.

G. Glurdjidze, a boyhood friend of Stalin's, relates:

"I began to speak of God. Joseph heard me out, and after a moment's silence, said:

"'You know, they are fooling us, there is no God. ...'

"I was astonished at these words. I had never heard anything like it before.

"'How can you say such things, Soso?' I exclaimed.

"'I'll lend you a book to read; it will show you that the world and all living things are quite different from what you imagine, and all this talk about God is sheer nonsense,' Joseph said.

"'What book is that?' I enquired.

"'Darwin. You must read it,' Joseph impressed on me."

While Marx and Stalin saw the "struggle for existence" as between classes, Hitler saw it as between races, and sought to evolve a "master race." As German philosopher Erich Fromm observed, "If Hitler believed in anything at all, then it was in the laws of evolution which justified and sanctified his actions and especially his cruelties." Sir Arthur Keith, president of the British Association for the Advancement of Science, wrote in the 1940s: "The German Fuhrer, as I have consistently maintained, is an evolutionist; he has consciously sought to make the practice of Germany conform to the theory of evolution." In his demented way, Hitler was fulfilling this prediction Darwin made in his book, "The Descent of Man":

At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world. ... The break between man and his nearest allies will then be wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilized state, as we may hope, even than the Caucasian, and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as now between the Negro or Australian [Aborigine] and the gorilla.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=21776
2,079 posted on 08/09/2003 7:56:36 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: jennyp
Out to dinner for a while...
2,080 posted on 08/09/2003 8:00:14 PM PDT by jennyp (Science thread posters: I've signed The Agreement. Have you?)
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