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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: RadioAstronomer
Whooooooooohoooooooo! Two threads in one day! LOL
2,001 posted on 08/09/2003 11:57:26 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RadioAstronomer; RightWingNilla
And fitting I posted on 2001 since I am discussing "2001"! LOL
2,002 posted on 08/09/2003 11:58:37 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RadioAstronomer
Did you find a monolith there? :-)
2,003 posted on 08/09/2003 11:59:06 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RightWingNilla
Did you find a monolith there? :-)

Dang! I wish! I could use an intelligence boost! LOLOLOL

2,004 posted on 08/09/2003 12:00:18 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: VadeRetro
Why, you gol'durn ... [Looks at calendar] ... Never mind! [Grumble, grumble!]

Neither was it you.

2,005 posted on 08/09/2003 12:14:29 PM PDT by AndrewC
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To: RadioAstronomer; Alamo-Girl; Nakatu X
Why don't we just drop this here.

I certainly would like to drop it, that's why I asked him to apologize for his statements and that's what I would prefer he would do. I am not interested in discussing personalities and I am as eager as all for a new start and letting bygones be bygones. However, we cannot allow someone who has signed on to the agreement to say, I recant it while I get one more insult out and then I will go back to complying. Further, and aside from anything else mentioned, it was totally wrong of him to try to apply an agreement's clauses to what had happened before the agreement.

2,006 posted on 08/09/2003 12:17:08 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: gore3000; Nakatu X
Further, and aside from anything else mentioned, it was totally wrong of him to try to apply an agreement's clauses to what had happened before the agreement.

I took NX's post as a set of suggestions for what will be necessary for peace in the future. (PS: Nakatu is female.)

2,007 posted on 08/09/2003 12:20:33 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro; gore3000; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl; RightWingNilla
I took NX's post as a set of suggestions for what will be necessary for peace in the future.

As did I! I hope Gore does not keep pushing. It will not serve him in the least.

I was quite impressed by Nakatu X's post. It was very succinct, to the point, and not degrading. (even to Gore3000)

2,008 posted on 08/09/2003 12:34:57 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: Alamo-Girl
It's a Cowsills ad for milk back from 1969 (notice my post # too!).

It portrays one big happy family...

2,009 posted on 08/09/2003 12:41:38 PM PDT by NewLand
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To: RadioAstronomer
succinct, to the point, and not degrading Placemarker
2,010 posted on 08/09/2003 12:42:44 PM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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To: gore3000; RadioAstronomer; VadeRetro; Nakatu X
I recant it while I get one more insult out and then I will go back to complying.

Gore3000, go back and read what she wrote carefully. Nakatu is not insulting you. The slate is clean; just for future reference it is ok to admit when mistakes are made. That in essence was all she was saying.

2,011 posted on 08/09/2003 12:44:42 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: NewLand
Just Enjoying Science Under Scrutiny ... placemaker
2,012 posted on 08/09/2003 12:46:02 PM PDT by NewLand
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To: Nakatu X
Isn't there an old saying about "No good deed ..." Well, whatcha gonna do?
2,013 posted on 08/09/2003 12:46:40 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Everything good that I have done, I have done at the command of my voices.)
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To: RadioAstronomer
And fitting I posted on 2001 since I am discussing "2001"!

Ah, life's simple pleasures.

2,014 posted on 08/09/2003 12:49:12 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Everything good that I have done, I have done at the command of my voices.)
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To: PatrickHenry
Ah, life's simple pleasures

Indeed! :-)

2,015 posted on 08/09/2003 12:56:31 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: ALS
God does not embrace Marxism, evolution does.

Pursuant to §8, please include your evidence in your accusatory posts.

2,016 posted on 08/09/2003 1:27:38 PM PDT by jennyp (Science thread posters: I've signed The Agreement. Have you?)
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To: jennyp
reality check

but in the spirit of the name calling agreement and in the interest of honesty(which is severely lacking from the evo side)

"Here we see that Marxism and Darwinism are not two independent theories, each of which applies to its special domain, without having anything in common with the other. In reality, the same principle underlies both theories. They form one unit."

2,017 posted on 08/09/2003 1:35:17 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: RightWingNilla
You are jumping all over the place here. Remember you stated earlier that the evidence is no better for natural law than for "elves". My response was that the observations are in fact in strong agreement with natural law (mutations). At the very least the evidence favors something "unintelligent" doing the design work. Now you asking how these mutations increase fitness (a seperate question entirely). In plenty of cases it is known why an apparent mutation (i.e. a difference between chimps and man) would be advantageous. In other cases it is not so clear. Nonetheless, there is strong evidence in favor of random mutation.

If I understand your response, it can be boiled down to this:
(1) TOE is dependent upon "natural law" for the cause.
(2) Natural law in this context can be defined to be mutations.
(3) Ergo, mutation drives TOE.

But where is the evidence for this? Since almost all mutations cause negative effects, where is the demonstrated "increased fitness"? Remember, "fitness" is defined as: increased number of offspring, or greater survival ability of offspring, or both. (That's not my definition, that's the accepted definition of fitness which arose, I think, to counter the tautology problem of the "Survival of the Fittest" phrase.)

You are begging the question when you assert: "...it is known why an apparent mutation (i.e. a difference between chimps and man) would be advantageous" since you have not demonstrated that those differences are in fact due to mutation as the causative factor. Your argument here boils down to:
(A) Mutation causes genetic change.
(B) We see differences between similar species.
(C) Therefore, these differences have been caused by mutation.

Again, this is reasoning "by induction". Which is weak. Yes, there is evidence of mutation. But evidence that mutation works to produce "fitter" critters is lacking, I assert. And the whole TOE hangs upon this one point.

2,018 posted on 08/09/2003 1:39:16 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: jennyp
And right here on this page we have direct evidence!

Here we find an evo arguing in favor of "Survival of the fittest".

The very thing which binds Marxism, Hitler, etc., to evolution!
2,019 posted on 08/09/2003 1:45:20 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: RadioAstronomer; VadeRetro; RightWingNilla; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
I was quite impressed by Nakatu X's post. It was very succinct, to the point, and not degrading. (even to Gore3000)

If she had used you as an example in the same way, you would not be saying the above.

I note that she did not treat anyone from the evolutuionist side as an example of what should not be done, so her statement was definitely not fair.

Seems to me also, that you should be asking her to call her post a mistake (preferably by Freepmail - as the posts made by the three of you should have been addressed) instead of excusing it. Civility goes two ways, not one.

2,020 posted on 08/09/2003 2:09:01 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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