Why Congressman Billybob Has Left Free Republic
Ol' Billybob will not be posting any more on Free Republic. The reason is that he died yesterday of extreme old age, while sitting in front of the computer. I'm sure he would have said, however, that he had a great time, met some unforgettable people, sharpened his wits, and improved his writing and his service to America as a direct result of reading and writing on Free Republic.
Although I resented, at times, the tremendous number of hours he spent on FR, I am equally certain it helped to keep him the exciting, funny man I married, so many years ago. Best wishes to all of you in the future.
/s/ Felicity Fahrquar, Close Personal Assistant to Congressman Billybob, and
/s/ Kemberly Herding, widow of J. Armor. Esq.
There, Mad Dawgg, is my Opus. Anyone who has any complaints is welcome to attend my funeral, drink heavily, laugh heartily, and then voice their complaints, if any remain. Although I am not Irish per se, I guaron-damn-tee that the services will be conducted in that tradition, music and all.
Billybob
Now that His Honor, the Congressman has gone to his just rewired, will you marry me?
I'm series.