[Alberta's Child]

As the father of an eight year old girl, one of my primary duties is to protect her honor and reputation. If you or anyone else started spreading unsubstantiated rumors about my daughter, I would, with all due respect, be required to jack your jaw.

Bravo. And if I were the father of a 15 year-old girl and the "unsubstantiated rumors" about her honor and reputation turned out to be true, I'd have a hard time keeping myself from "jacking her jaw."

[Don'tMessWithTexas]

Sorry. The Good Book tells me that my duty is to apply the board of education to her seat of education. However, in my home I AM the one who makes the determination of whether she has sullied her reputation and honor.