[guitar Josh]

According to Darwinism, all of us are related to coffee tables, bananas, and lice.

[Dimensio]

According to Darwinism, all of us are related to coffee tables, bananas, and lice.

Coffee tables? That's quite a stretch. The rest is accurate with respect to many (though not all) of the various common descent theories. What's your point, or are you trying to refute the theory through ridiculing it because you don't actually have any credible arguments?

[Doctor Stochastic]

You do share the same genetic code as coffee tables, bananas, and lice. How do you feel about that?