[capitan_refugio]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?

Stu

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in the river?

Flo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch?

Phil

[Dinsdale]

The correct joke is:

What do you call a leper in a hottub?

Stu.

A man with no arms and no legs in a pool is called bob.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

What do you call a doctor with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall?
Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
Matt.

[stands2reason]

Anyone remeber Mary Jane jokes? Mommy, mommy jokes?

Mary Jane was at the movies with her boyfriend. He put his hand up her shirt. Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew her money was in her shoe.

Mary Jane pushed her brother into the pool. Her mother said, "You know your brother can't swim!" Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew there wasn't any water in that pool.

[Doctor Stochastic]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who plays bass drum, accordion, trumpet, and cymbals at the same time?

Stump the band.