[Doctor Stochastic]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who plays bass drum, accordion, trumpet, and cymbals at the same time?

Stump the band.

[Auntie Mame]

One day baby boy polar bear said to his dad, "Dad, am I a polar bear?"

Dad replied, "Yes, son, you're a polar bear."

"But dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear?"

"Yes, son, I'm sure you're a polar bear."

"Dad, are you really sure I'm a polar bear?"

Father polar bear is now losing patience, "Son, what's gotten into you today? Yes! I'm absolutely sure you're a polar bear. I'm your father and I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, your grandparents are polar bears. Why are you asking me if you're a polar bear?"

Baby bear hugs himself and shivers, "Well, it's just, it's just because it's so c..c..c..cold!"

[GOPyouth]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
First atom: Man I lost an electron.
Second atom : Are you sure?
First atom: Yeah, I'm positive.

(Tadoop-Chish)

[capitan_refugio]

Prince Radian would have apprciated that joke.

http://bullseyedesigns.com/sideshow/people/limbless/prince_randian.htm