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See if this one's bad enough for you. Not just bad but long too.

Some guy was walking through the forest when he saw a big hole. He threw in a rock and couldn't hear it ever hit bottom. He looked around for something bigger and louder to throw. He found a rusty bucket and threw it in the hole. Still not a sound. No telling how deep the hole could be. He looked around some more and saw a picnic table.With much effort he pushed the table into the hole and cupped his hand by his ear to listen.

Just then the weirdest thing happened. A donkey came charging at him, jumped in the hole and that was that.

The guy was still stunned 15 minutes later when a farmer came by and asked him a question. "Partner, have you seen my donkey anywhere?" Mr., I tell you it was the damndest thing I'd ever seen. This donkey came charging out of the woods and jumped right into that big hole over there. The farmer looked and said, "nah, couldn't have been my donkey, he was tied to a picnic table."