[Revelation 911]

what do you call a man in front of a door with no arms and legs?

Matt

What to you call a girl at the beach with no arms and legs?

Sandy

What do you call a guy on a pedestal with no arms and no legs?

Art

What do you call a quadraplegic Unitarian?

Christopher Reeve

What do you call a airport security guard with no arms or legs?

Pat

What do you call a sailor with no arms or legs

Ballast

[Bon mots]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs waterskiing?
Skip.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the swimming pool?
Bob