[Bon mots]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs waterskiing?
Skip.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the swimming pool?
Bob

[Revelation 911]

what do you call an overstuffed swine whos magazine is on the skids?

Rosie