[Dems_R_Losers]

Q: Why don't anteaters get colds?
A: Because they're full of antibodies!

Q: How do you get four gay guys on a barstool?
A: Turn it upside down!

Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their peckers are on their faces!

Q:What did the giraffe say when he walked into the bar?
A: The highballs are on me!

[where's_the_Outrage?]

You hear about the vacation for loosers?

You're driven to your boat by Senator Kennedy

You go swimming with Natalie Wood

Have coke with Richard Pryor

Have Pepsi with Michael Jackson

and Roman Polaski stays home and watches your kids for you.