[TontoKowalski]

OK, I took Howlin's advice and skipped back to post 1000, and now I'm back.

MM, your summary of what I missed was excellent. I'm afraid I'm out of the running on the Top 10 List Contest. I'm just not that clever. MM, your list was excellent, and I suspect you'll win.

Now as to the matter of the *sswipe List. I have one thing to say:

Any list of *sswipes that does not include me lacks any credibility whatsoever.

And, yes, I will have a martini, thank you.

[Miss Marple]

Hey, welcome back! Now you understand why we are here.

Here, have some gin. I am on my third, and am quite mellow.