[Miss Marple]

Hey, welcome back! Now you understand why we are here.

Here, have some gin. I am on my third, and am quite mellow.

[TontoKowalski]

(Sloshing your gin into a very large stadium cup)

If I were the guy in charge of raising money around here (and Thank God I'm not), I'd have a gimmick whereby you could ban any participant for a donation. Example:

Donate $50: Ban anyone for a week.

Considering the flame wars we have around here, we could rack up some big bucks pretty quickly.