[TontoKowalski]

My, my, dear friends! What are nice ladies like you doing on a thread like this? (Imagine hearing my best Bogie impression)

I confess I had to pop onto this thread just to see what could possibly be interesting enough to merit 1200+ posts. I was disappointed, and pooped out after reading 200 or so. I then flipped to the back of the book to see how it ends, and look who I find!

I take it that someone is mad because things aren't run the way he wants, and desperately wants us all to know about it.

Other than that, have I missed anything? Warmest regards, Tonto

[Howlin]

Oh, read the thread....we're have FUN FUN FUN.

[Howlin]

Well, you CAN start about 1000......and skip all the whining!

[Miss Marple]

Well, those of us who don't view the world darkly sort of took over the thread. There is a contest posted for a "Top Ten" list on "Why I Am A Happy Freeper," some cool pictures were posted, and then we discovered that Howlin, Old Friend, Texasforever, myself, and others were on a "Top Ten A**W*PES" list on a site frequented by disgruntled freepers.

We then have discussed how to get on the list, how to hold a pageant to fill the vacant spot, and other such fluff.

I am having a martini. Care for one?

[rintense]

Oh just another typical Friday night at FR.com.

Psst! Beware though. I read that there are cultists on this thread now. Reject all offers of purple koolaid.