[Miss Marple]

Well, those of us who don't view the world darkly sort of took over the thread. There is a contest posted for a "Top Ten" list on "Why I Am A Happy Freeper," some cool pictures were posted, and then we discovered that Howlin, Old Friend, Texasforever, myself, and others were on a "Top Ten A**W*PES" list on a site frequented by disgruntled freepers.

We then have discussed how to get on the list, how to hold a pageant to fill the vacant spot, and other such fluff.

I am having a martini. Care for one?

[justshe]

My second glass of sauvignon blanc has slowed my refresh button. You folks are about 20 posts ahead of me all the time. Sigh.

I hate being a freshman.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

I am having a martini. Care for one?

To happy Freepers. *CLINK*

[TontoKowalski]

OK, I took Howlin's advice and skipped back to post 1000, and now I'm back.

MM, your summary of what I missed was excellent. I'm afraid I'm out of the running on the Top 10 List Contest. I'm just not that clever. MM, your list was excellent, and I suspect you'll win.

Now as to the matter of the *sswipe List. I have one thing to say:

Any list of *sswipes that does not include me lacks any credibility whatsoever.

And, yes, I will have a martini, thank you.