[Fred Mertz]

I am actually a loanshark for illegal immigrants.

That is the funniest thing I've read all day. LOL!

[Amelia]

That is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Trying to get back in her good graces, Freddy?

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

That is the funniest thing I've read all day

That bad a day, huh?

[FreedominJesusChrist]

"I am actually a loanshark for illegal immigrants."

Yeah, and on the side of that time-consuming job, I also specialize in Southeast Asian home invasion gangs. You see, since Asian gangs aren't territorial, we never get caught. We could be in Wisconsin one day, Indiana the next day, and then hit the Illinois North Shore the day after that.

I am an especially valuable asset since I am techincally a FOB and am a big, intimidating girl and all.