[FreedominJesusChrist]

"I am actually a loanshark for illegal immigrants."

Yeah, and on the side of that time-consuming job, I also specialize in Southeast Asian home invasion gangs. You see, since Asian gangs aren't territorial, we never get caught. We could be in Wisconsin one day, Indiana the next day, and then hit the Illinois North Shore the day after that.

I am an especially valuable asset since I am techincally a FOB and am a big, intimidating girl and all.

[Jefferson Adams]

Yeah, and on the side of that time-consuming job, I also specialize in Southeast Asian home invasion gangs.

LOL - you obviously need to team up with my wife (you'll see what I mean...)

[Jefferson Adams]

BTW, the thread obviously hasn't died yet. But at least a buncha rational folks have been showing up - Fred Mertz, Mulder, Scully, etc. In between shooting the loonies in a barrel, they've been discussing handcuffs and outdoor cooking.

I haven't been invited yet :(

[Fred Mertz]

Wait a minute. Hold on. Scully actually talked to me. Be right back.