On the contrary - I don't believe in a wimpy Gospel :)
Jesus called the Pharisees and Sadducees a brood of vipers and whitewashed tombs. He also drove the moneychangers out of the temple with a whip.
Myself, when I see someone picking wrongly upon a younger sister of mine, I tend to defend them. "South Buttocks" is merely a play on words. And btw - would you prefer, say, "brood of vipers"?
Sorry you can't handle that. If you actually ARE a Christian yourself, you're in for quite a surprise when you see Him in His glory. "Gentle Jesus, meek and mild" was just one aspect of Who He is :)