At the local video store, the classic film section is right next to the porn.
I'm a big fan of films from the 30s/40s/50s, but I'm too scared to walk back there because I know some old girlfriend will walk in while I'm lurking in that section and say "Hey Pardek, what have you been up to... oh never mind - you already answered the question."
Porn has forced me to rent movies like "Ernest Goes To Jail"! Outlaw Porn!
You sir are a victim of porn if I ever heard one. ;-)