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To: yianni
"What is the description of the afterlife promised to devout female Muslims (fidels?)?"

Maybe 72 studs and silk sheets!

Actually, I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.

38 posted on 10/18/2001 10:28:09 PM PDT by CarolAnn
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To: CarolAnn
I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.

You go, girl. Every argument you have made here is absolutely correct. This culture hates women and mutilates them to the point of pain and lifetime discomfort and disfunction. That is no comparison to male circumcision, which actually protects a man and his sexual partner from several diseases, yet allows the male to function fully as a happy sexual being able to reproduce at will. fsf

101 posted on 10/18/2001 10:57:26 PM PDT by Free State Four
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To: CarolAnn
I don't think that female Muslims are promised anything. I don't even know if they ARE allowed into heaven.

Now, that bit about Helen Thomas, is an absolute hoot !!!!!

131 posted on 10/18/2001 11:18:08 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: CarolAnn
"I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas."

Janet Reno is uglier if she could ever hold still long enough to get a good look at her.
154 posted on 10/18/2001 11:42:16 PM PDT by Robert Lomax
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To: CarolAnn
Actually, I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.

This post is bump-worthy!

186 posted on 10/19/2001 12:30:40 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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To: CarolAnn
Actually, I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.

Yeah...and talk like Fran Drescher!

231 posted on 10/19/2001 1:01:02 PM PDT by murdoog
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To: CarolAnn
Actually, I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas

My hope is that there on only 72 virgins and it never changes. The same 72 for all of them...and no action for eternity. Not exactly paradise...perhaps purgatory. Let them all be ice cold wenches.

302 posted on 10/19/2001 4:16:58 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: CarolAnn
I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.***

THAT, was priceless. I firmly believe that God has a good sense of humor, this would be the ultimate HELL for any man.

BTW, can someone post the thread where HT was drooling all over DIRTPOTUS at a function recently? I'd like to mail it to my local paper, as evidence that the hideous HT isn't an impartial reporter at all and should be considered, like a bug under a microscope, as the alien parasite that she is.

Thanks.

335 posted on 10/19/2001 6:20:16 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: CarolAnn
Actually, I hope where those hijackers went, they get their 72 virgins - and they all look like Helen Thomas.

Or Molly Ivins.

393 posted on 10/24/2001 10:03:53 AM PDT by connectthedots
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To: CarolAnn
bump
397 posted on 12/25/2001 7:45:22 PM PST by timestax
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To: CarolAnn
bump top the top
495 posted on 01/13/2002 7:59:04 AM PST by muggs
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To: CarolAnn; yianni
What is the description of the afterlife promised to devout female Muslims (fidels?)?"

Perhaps to actually regain thier sexuality!
506 posted on 07/21/2002 5:49:39 AM PDT by glory
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