[dfwgator]

Even trashy women have SOME standards.

Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

[Jamestown1630]

"You should've seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom

When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.

They said: 'Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid.

That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.'

I said: 'I know it, dad. Ain't she cool, That's the kind I dig.'"

(What I imagine happened when Harry brought The Markle home...)