[dfwgator]

I hope, if I’m ever shot in the face, I have the presence of mind to crank up my cellphone video app and film the mess for posterity sake

We've got a word for that kind of odd in English, it's called 'suspicious'.

[Sacajaweau]

I don’t see any sign of grimacing or pain on her face....hmmmm

[Salamander]

In my local news, and I hope they hang them.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/update-two-arrested-in-connection-with-drive-by-shooting-that-killed-dog/ar-AAZQitX