[moovova]

I hope, if I’m ever shot in the face, I have the presence of mind to crank up my cellphone video app and film the mess for posterity sake...instead of getting to the hospital. I wonder how many hits I could rack up before I bled out?

We’ve become a selfie culture...

[dfwgator]

I hope, if I’m ever shot in the face, I have the presence of mind to crank up my cellphone video app and film the mess for posterity sake

We've got a word for that kind of odd in English, it's called 'suspicious'.