[fwdude]

... a plant whose user is far more erudite, informed, logical and rational than you have been thus far.

OMG, you didn't just write that with a straight face, did you?

[Gargantua]

"...you didn't just write that with a straight face, did you?"

Nope. I was smiling wryly at the irony of such inane superstition being so breathlessly expounded by uninformed ninnies. In fact.